COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A EUNUCH

[Deja Q]

Eunuchs have no sex drive.

Eunuchs are happier.

Eunuchs are obedient.

Eunuchs are less aggressive.

Eunuch are less likely to commit sex crimes.

Hmm, the more I think about it, the more I'm ambivalent about it. :shrug:

[zbird]

1. I'll bet their pants fit better too. nt

[Cobia]

2. Are you one?

[Deja Q]

5. No. I just remembered that sex offenders get theirs removed...

and those after-effects do happen.

[onebigbadwulf]

3. Eunuchs don't make stupid copy-cat threads

EDIT: Or DO they? :evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

4. If you think I am one, you'll have to see for yourself.

I'm not.

I'm also the envy of the town. O8)

Oh. Any copycat title is only as clever as the original title. :-)

[arwalden]

6. Aren't Eunuchs Castrated? Is It Just The Dangly Oval Bits...Or EVERYTHING?

[Deja Q]

9. They keep the sausage, but the taters are snipped.

I'd hate to know if they do chop the sausage though... :scared:

[jeff30997]

10. In ancient China the Eunuchs got everything removed.

If they survived,they had a lifelong job as a bureaucrat.

[Deja Q]

12. So that's why they make those finger traps...

I doubt they were made for the fingers! :wow:

[jeff30997]

7. When they get a kick in the groin they laugh at you.

[bigwillq]

8. LOL!!

A great fun thread!!! Thanks for sharing!

[Richardo]

11. "If I told you once I told you a hundred times:

"...Don't! fan! the girls when they're wet! But you'll never learn - you'll be a eunuch all your life!" Phil Silvers - "A Funny Thing Happened On THe Way To The Forum"

[jeff30997]

14. "you'll be a eunuch all your life!"

So, it doesn't grow back? :evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

13. Unix is Great! Much Better Than Windows!

Oh, wait.... Eunuchs?...

Never mind! :eyes:

Well, you could still get an optical mouse for it, that has no balls.

- Rosanna Rosanna Dana