The Nothing-Makes-Any-Sense-Anyway of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"It's like your name: Veterns of Foreign Wars! See? . . . It doesn't make a
lick of sense. By just the name, Caesar or Alexander the Great could be members.
Or some soldier with Napoleon before Christ and stuff. . . . And why is the Red Cross
red? For blood? But that's what they're trying to stop!! Jesus, don't you see? Nothing
makes a gosh-darn bit of sense!!! . . . And that's why you should vote for us! . . . Yeah!"

(And W. is "thinking": "Boy, Karl's is going to be so proud . . . that I thought up this great
nothing-makes-any-sense-anyway-so-vote-for-us-okay? campaign up and started it all by
myself with this speech! I'll bet he'll really be nice to me. Not like that other idea I had.
I still can't stand to look at an ice cube . . . Geez.)

[cosmicdot]

1. I wanted something clever to say, and despite not paying attention,

I did hear about some liberal President Kennedy saying that he was a Berliner when he wasn't, but he said he was and said it with his back up against some wall which I can relate to today ... and, I thought, gee, this sounds like the right time ... man, the lessons one learns when not paying attention ... I'm sure my staff Karl, Condi, Andy, and the rest, like Dick, are saying 'wow' ... and, it'll be popular to say here since I'm not a Veteran ... period ... no, stop laughing, really, it's true ... and, I worked on this real hard on the way here, with my handy-dandy lingo translator Condi gave me ... so here goes ... heute, bin ich ein doughnut vom Aus-land-s-krieg ... <smirks and mental pats on back> <laughter resumes>

[bo44]

2. Read my lips. These lips rule the world. With these lips I can command.

Commandeer a hummer. Not give a hummer. But command men to give hummers. Give hummers to patriots in need. Patriots in need of a commander who humms.

[VOX]

3. "A little bit softer now-ow (shout) a little bit softer now-ow (shout)..."

"Hey (Hey) Hey (Hey)
Yeah (Yeah) Yeah (Yeah)
Shout now
A little shout now
Jump up and shout now
A little shout now
Come on (Shout now)
Come on now (Shout now)
Come on now (Shout now)
Come on now (Shout now)"

[HughBeaumont]

4. You're looking at mah lips, aren't ya?

"Let me tell ya something - corporate oil baron ass has never been kissed better by a pair of lips . . . than with mine. This hand I'm raising will never hesitate to rub all CEO backs and buttocks . . . and neither will yours. Wax on, wax off, Damnyouson."

[Bossy Monkey]

5. Jane Goodall: "He's making the poo-flinging face! Duck!" n/t

[skip fox]

6. " . . . and The Wad's gonna quack and waddle back into the Oval

Office for another four . . .QUACK! . . . . .QUACK!!! . . . . Quack!! . . . . QUACK . . . QUACK!! . . . QUACK . . . . Quack!!! . . . . QUACK! . . ..QUACK! . . . . .QUACK!!! . . . . Quack!! . . . . QUACK . . . QUACK!! . . . QUACK . . . . Quack!!! . . . . QUACK! . . ..QUACK! . . . . .QUACK!!! . . . . Quack!! . . . . QUACK . . . QUACK!! . . . QUACK . . . . Quack!!! . . . . QUACK! . . ..QUACK! . . . . .QUACK!!! . . . . Quack!! . . . . QUACK . . . QUACK!! . . . QUACK . . . . Quack!!! . . . . QUACK! . . ..QUACK! . . . . .QUACK!!! . . . . Quack!! . . . . QUACK . . . QUACK!! . . . QUACK . . . . Quack!!! . . . . QUACK! . . ..QUACK! . . . . .QUACK!!! . . . . Quack!! . . . . QUACK . . . QUACK!! . . . QUACK . . . . Quack!!! . . . . QUACK! . . . Wow. This is great!""