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Sixteen-year-old Indian rhinoceros Nasi walks with her seventeen-day-old male baby at Munich's Hellabrunn zoo, August 17, 2004. The baby is a rare example of a rhino born in captivity. On average four rhinos - predominantly males - are born worldwide in captivity each year. REUTERS/Michaela Rehle

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1. W., urged to seek psychological help, has agreed and is visiting

his shrink who has hyponotized him so that he might recount a recurrent dream in detail:

"And my father is a scaly monster with a bristly mouth and a nose that swishes back and forth, and he's calling on me, 'Abandon the human. Sacrifice to the great RinoBum. Destroy the most ancient of civilizations, then start on the modern. All allegiance to RinoBum. Praise RinoBum!!'"

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2. Safari Memo: "Caught a thunder-clap of rhino flatulence face on.

Might not have to shave for years."