OOPS! I Have 22,000 Reasons To Donate!

[matcom]

:D

[meegbear]

1. Sperm count?

[GOPisEvil]

2. 22,000 congratulations, asshole!

Have we ever calculated how many steps the buttcrack smiley has climbed? Or is he like McDonald's? Billions and billions served. :D

[matcom]

4. somebody (sorry forgot who) did

calculated how many steps in a year he takes.

NOW someone has to tell me how many times my hippo 'spanks that booty' in a day, month and year

:D

[underpants]

8. 86,400 per day

30 spanks in 30 seconds that means 60 per minute (on average)

60 X 60 (minutes in and hour)=3,600

3,600 X 24 (hours) = 86,400 per day

86,400 X 365.25 = 31,557,600 in a year

[matcom]

9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and to think. YOUR on company time! :D

[GOPisEvil]

10. It's this type of research that makes DU so valuable!

[matcom]

11. think the Kerry campaign can use this?

will it help with the "swing voters"?

[GOPisEvil]

12. It'll definitely help with voters who swing.

:D

[underpants]

15. Profile of Undecided Voter Beginning to Emerge

Male, 45, college graduate, divorced, same job for fourteen years, lives in a second-floor apartment, 1114 Euclid St., Cincinnati, Ohio, with two dogs and a goldfish named Nemo.

http://www.ironictimes.com/0204-p1.html

[elperromagico]

13. Jesus. That's a lot of spanking. n/t

[underpants]

5. Drinks anyone?

[matcom]

7. brb

should need about 7-9 minutes is all

[underpants]

3. ## Support Democratic Underground! ##

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/donate.html

[matcom]

6. that's BAD! spanking GROVELBOT'S rotting corpse like that

:bounce:

[underpants]

14. We are assembled here today to pay final respects...

We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet, it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world. A world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one. And, we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most . . . human.

---------Admr. James T. Kirk:

http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_s009.htm