Shark Bible is the lastest trend.

[chuck555]

Rev. Phil Axel has developed the waterproof bible for all that swim in the sea. Although the bible is a digital chip unreadable without a computer ,Axel explained that it was not to be read but its power would scare jellyfish,sharks and all the other danger away.

[joefree1]

1. OK, I'll bite

I got twenty bucks. Who feels shark proof?


http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PaganWarrior/

[Vanje]

2. An old fashioned necklace of garlic

is cheaper and also works against monsters under the bed. Crucifix is also traditional and can be got for under 20 clams.

The waterproof bible might be more useful for making conversions in mid ocean.
I like my seafood born again.