Is it me or is someone missing from DU????

[LynneSin]

WHERE OH WHERE IS GROVELBOT????

:cry: :cry:

I know it's wrong, I know John Cornyn is disgusted in my behavior, but I'm in love with Grovelbot and yet he's hiding from me during his favorite time of the year - DU DONATIONS WEEK

:cry: :cry:

[JohnKleeb]

1. Yes but I wasnt thinking of gravelbot offhand

[Jo March]

2. Who is grovelbot??

I must have missed grovelbot.

[terrya]

3. Tsk, tsk. Box turtle love...and now this. Where does it stop???

:-)

[LynneSin]

6. My box turtle accepts my relationship with grovelbot

We have that list of 5 people we're allowed to cheat on with each other:

My list:
Viggo Mortenson
Chris Noth
Tim Robbins
John Cusack
Grovelbot

His List:
Franklin the Turtle
Tortoise from the Hare/Tortoise Race
Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
That Geico Lizard
Angelina Joile

[terrya]

8. Oh well, then. As long as there's an understanding.

Grovelbot and the Geico Lizard? I just can't see that. :-)

[LynneSin]

9. you know the geico lizard is a girl

kinda like how Spuds Mechanzie was a boy on TV but played by a girl. Same thing with the Lizard

[JohnKleeb]

10. the geico gecko is a girl?

I thought it was a guy, ahh the things you learn in the lounge.

[terrya]

12. I always wondered about the gender of the Geico Lizard.

It's always seemed sort of indeterminate to me.

[JohnKleeb]

14. always sounded like a guy to me

Then again I am kind of slow to pick up on things.

[pagerbear]

4. I thought you were in love with me!

<sniff>

[LynneSin]

7. but you're a bear and it's turtles and grovelbots that I love

But bears do rate well in my book!

[MrSandman]

5. Is it his logic or random appearances?

"I'm in love with Grovelbot"

[LynneSin]

13. He's so elusive which is grovelbot's allure

I know he'll show up during pledge week but everytime the count is a little bit different. It's the chase that gets me all 'hot & horny'

[MrSandman]

18. Ahh the randomness...

Triggers the thrill of anticipation.

Anticipation is the majority of pleasure.

Then, won't the prolonged chase increase the eventual satisfaction?

[underpants]

11. ## Support Democratic Underground! ##

DU GrovelBot



http://www.democraticunderground.com/donate.html

[LynneSin]

15. sorry - I like you underpants but you're just not grovel bot

:shrug:

[underpants]

17. ## Support Democratic Underground! ##

DU GrovelBot



http://www.democraticunderground.com/donate.html

[LynneSin]

19. sorry, just not getting the warm & tingly feeling that grovelbot gives me

But I'm sure it'll work well on Mrs. Underpants tonight

[terrya]

16. You...you....imposter!

That's NOT the real Grovelbot!

:-)