I'm resigning from DU. I'm Ken Lay.

[KamaAina]

See how easy it was to fool you all this time?

Well, gotta run. I've got some assets to hide, and a hot date. COurt date, that is.

:-)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Can I borrow $5 Million?

I will account for every dollar. Just the same way you did. ;-)

[KamaAina]

5. I'll have the corporate jet pick you up at Teterboro

and fly you down to the Cayman Islands. Go down to the Grand Cayman Bank and withdraw the money from Account No. 666.

[TroubleMan]

2. You're getting out now...does that mean DU's about to go broke?

or lose a bunch of members, and we won't be able to unregister....


Man....that was a stretched metaphor.

[Downtown Hound]

3. Ken gimme my damn refund!!!

I was significantly overcharged on my power bill a few years back while I was a struggling college student working 35 hours a week at minimum wage and taking 18 units a semester. I want my money back, and so do the rest of us Californians, not the mention the workers whose pensions you raided.

[KamaAina]

4. Sorry, pal, you'll have to see my buddy Ahh-nuld

Lotsa luck.

Ciao!