Ok, DU Lads...I have a question for you

[dolo amber]

This is apparently something "every man has done, at some point" (so I'm told)...

Have you ever played 'sink the sub' in the toilet?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. Absolutely!

If there's something in there, it's a target, damnit!

On edit: I only THINK I know what you're referring to, however...

[dolo amber]

3. No no

you've got it...it's NOW been brought to my attn this may mean something else altogether however... :silly:

:D

[jukes]

11. i was hoping

cigarette butts...
o'wise i'm changing my vote.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. We have all trained ourselves in accuracy and distance - you would too

no doubt about it

[sangh0]

19. You forgot about

"penmanship"

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. No.

I have played "dissolve the urinal mint."

That's about it.

I'm strange, but I'm not FUCKIN' SICK.

[elperromagico]

13. "Urinal cake ERODING! ERODING!" n/t

[GOPisEvil]

5. Every man who's taken a piss at a bar has done this!

Might as well have SOME fun if you've gotta go. :shrug:

[terrya]

6. If it's what I think it is, no, I have no plans in ever doing that.

:-)

[Guy_Montag]

7. Destroying ciggie buts

dropped in the urinals of pubs is a favourite of mine.

[Kellanved]

8. it is hard-wired

At least if I understood you correctly ;-).

It is even used in modern toilet construction for bars.
Normally, especially if the night isn't that young any more, the male hit-ratio is not very good; massive collateral damage and toxic spill. However, new toilets have a fake fly in the center: the result: even in the early morning the average hit-ratio stays in acceptable regions.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. You really have to aim the ammo at the centre of the sub.

It takes a while but deterioration does result.

[sui generis]

16. I take it you are talking about toblerone bars and not

cigarette butts

If it's in the toilet and it ain't movin' on its own, its fair game.

[JVS]

10. What the hell are you talking about?

[dolo amber]

12. Well, clearly I have no frame of reference here

as I am ill equipped for such activities (damn biology!! :cry: :P)... I'm told it is great fun for males, whilst releiving onself, to first place ________ into the toliet then use said _________ as target practice. :shrug:

Hell, it's not like I needed confirmation that men are weirdos or anything. :P

[JVS]

14. And _______ means what?

[dolo amber]

15. Judging from the responses

it can range from doodoo to fake flies to urinal cakes. :D

Oh, and ciggy butts. :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. No. Seriously. That's fucked.

If there's shit in the bowl? I flush it.

Otherwise, if it's already there, then maybe -- if I've had enough to drink.

The only exception is the urinal cake, which is made to be used as a target. I mean, it sure as hell don't taste like you'd expect.

[sui generis]

18. we need a poll here: who has shit that floats?

And what in hell do you eat to make it do that? Wood chips?

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. High fat content in the feces will aid floatage.

High fiber content, notsomuch.

This is why you will often see your nutty turds float and your corny turds sink.

[trof]

22. More information than you may want:

Floaters: I have it on good authority that this is a way to tell if you are getting enough fiber.
If they float, you are.
If they sink, you aren't.

[dolo amber]

23. I have something saved

that was once posted here...it's titled simply "Poop" and it answers, in laymans terms, any and every question you may ever have regarding feces. :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Send to me!

Send to me! :bounce:

[dolo amber]

27. PM or email?

It's rather long...

Huh...long...:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. Long poop... :P

Email's probably better. Let's not waste DU's bandwidth on this shit.

[trof]

31. Oh why not? The Poop Report!

http://www.poopreport.com/Resources/index.html

[dolo amber]

33. OMG, THERE'S A POOPING X-RAY!!

:o :D

[trof]

35. Makes you understand those days

when you're having just a l-i-t-t-l-e difficulty.

[eyesroll]

38. And why am I not linked on that site?

I write about toilets every month!

[pagerbear]

32. Send to me too!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

40. oh no, THAT I did not mean

I meant like cigarette butts or similar. If a target is already THERE, I'll aim at it, but I'm not going to create them!

[commander bunnypants]

21. you can even buy litlle targets

DDQM

[Aftershock]

24. What does that mean?

:shrug:

[Fleshdancer]

25. I should paint a target on the bottom of the toilet

...my husband isn't as concerned about good aim as I want him to be. Maybe this is the trick.

[trof]

29. Crushed ice in a long trough is best.

For whatever reason, these seem to be indigenous to the Mississippi gulf coast.
Tried to find a picture of one, but no luck.
Imagine a porcelain or zinc coated steel trough anywhere from four to twenty feet long, with a high backsplash. Heaped with crushed ice.
You can not only write your name in it, you can compare velocity and marksmanship with your fellow...um...fellow...uh...fellow fellows.
;-)

[dolo amber]

30. Well, if THAT ain't a picture

I don't know what is. :7

[sangh0]

34. I once went to a concert in the South

and the trough was, believe it or not, circular!!!

[trof]

36. Man, that's tubular.

;-)

[HEyHEY]

37. No - I try to avoid looking at other people's crap

Even thinking about it makes me sick

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

45. Hear, hear

[Book Lover]

39. I've read that you can use cheerios to train toddlers

to aim into the bowl. Um, I guess I'll let you all know how that goes when we get there....

[dolo amber]

41. Night time kick

:kick:

This burning question needs more discussion, surely...

:D

[Maestro]

42. That would be negatory I think. eom

[Endangered Specie]

43. Dead/ Squashed bugs are the best targets

now, who has played bombadeer?

[short bus president]

46. amateur.

If yer gonna use bugs, use live.

Otherwise the target of choice is doodoo.

[sendero]

44. Some days...

... a guy's got to find entertainment whereever he can :)