Democrats under controls of Satan

[Nambe]

As all Christians know or should know, over the last several years Satan has been very successful in luring many souls away from God. We know this because of all the sinful things going on in our country today.

We have legalized the killing of unborn children. We have homosexuals getting married. We have outlawed prayer in many places. The list of anti-Christian activities goes on and on.

The devil has gained control of the liberal establishment in this country. The liberal establishment controls the Democratic party. So, if you want to see this country continue on its downward slide, vote for the Democrats, the party that condones and supports sinful acts.

Nambe ------------- Not really http://www.norwichbulletin.com/news/stories/20040810/opinion/1013142.html

[bobbieinok]

1. hear this a lot in Tulsa

[Fovea]

2. So be sure to vote for Chimpy Mc Cokespoon

and his lovely wife 'Hit N Run' Pickles.

Because they are Godly folk.

[Elidor]

3. Liberalism is only satanic to those who have missed Christ's message:

Love, acceptance, understanding and forgiveness.

And this, coming from a non-christian.

[Radical Activist]

4. Ignoring the cries of the poor and killing innocent Iraqis is God's way!

assholes

[galadrium]

5. bwhahahaha... man.... I needed a good laugh

Thanks for that!!!

[pinballer]

6. "Satan" is working among us? Give me a break.........

""As all Christians know or should know, over the last several years Satan has been very successful in luring many souls away from God. We know this because of all the sinful things going on in our country today.""

It gets old hearing the superstition of "Satan" used as an argument concerning the moral condition of our society.


""We have legalized the killing of unborn children."""

Yet when we bomb 5 year old children in Iraq, we are "liberating" them.

Go figure.

""We have homosexuals getting married.""

True.

We also have Catholics marrying Methodists. Should we "ban" that also, in your esteemed opinion??

""We have outlawed prayer in many places.""

Really?

Name one. ONE place where a US citizen is being prevented from 'praying'.

And while you're at it.....could you explain to me just HOW you think a law against praying could ever be enforced??

Oh, wait. Maybe they are enlisting "Satan" to help them control people's minds.

:eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

[DBoon]

9. Welcome to DU

(and I think the author of this piece was engaging in satirical exaggeration)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Hey, nice acronym!

Democrats Under Control Of Satan - DUCOS!

[zeemike]

8. As far as praying in public places is concerned

Jesus was against it
He told his followers to lock themselves in the closet and pray in secret so they would not be like the hypocrites that love to be seen praying in public.
But what the hell did he know about it anyway.

[jmags]

15. How dare you make the bible thumpers read the bible.

You'll crush their little worlds.

[IronLionZion]

10. Corporate cronyism and exploitation are way holy

and we all know that God hates the poor and doesn't want them to have health care. I mean come on! George W. Bush is a good Christian because he is decisive enough to laugh at a female Christian death row inmate who begged for a life sentence instead. (Well, God really does kill people)

And God hates Muslims even though they worship him too. There's nothing like a good one-sided war using spectacular weaponry and radioactive depleted uranium. Because God wants poor brown people to die a miserable death so that the rich white people can give their blood and money to God's other son, George W. Bush, all the while holding on the the incredible delusion that gas will become cheaper.

God hates employment and a living wage. And he definitely hates valuing families because that goes against family values.

I think I've gone cross-eyed. :crazy:

[AntiCoup2K4]

11. Satan is indeed alive and well within the Democratic Party

He goes by the name Al From and heads up the Demonic Luciferian Council. :evilgrin:

[IrishBloodEngHeart]

12. they are more educated than most republicans

at least they call us the democratic party and not the democrat party!

[Blue-Jay]

13. Damn! 'Ol Beelzabub tole me he was gunna stay quiet.

He weren't a'sposed to tell until we Satan-lovin' Dems ruled the country an' Trinidad. 'Ol Scratch likes Trinidad fer some dang reason...

[Demonaut]

14. santa is lord...................................

oh. satan?..........never mind