Funny, I don't remember being absent minded

[Reciprocity]

My birthdays tomorrow and a friend sent me this.

"THE SENILITY PRAYER"

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
 the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
 and the eyesight to tell the difference.  
 Now that I'm 'older' (but I refuse to grow up ...), here's what I've discovered:
 ------ONE
 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
 ------TWO
 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
 ------THREE
 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
 ------FOUR
 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
 ------FIVE
 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
 ------SIX
 If all is not lost, where is it?
 -----SEVEN
 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
 ------EIGHT
 Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
 ------NINE
 I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
------ TEN
 Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
------ ELEVEN
 Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.
------TWELVE
 It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
------ THIRTEEN
 Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
------ FOURTEEN
 If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
------ FIFTEEN
 When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to
play chess?

[dolo amber]

1. Heeeee!!

I love the senility prayer...:D

Edit: Bah! I missed the birthday part! :(

Have a great one! :toast: :party:

[whistle]

2. That's funny, happy birthday

[MrSandman]

3. Happy birthday

:party:

[Reciprocity]

4. Thanks guy's.

You know I thought I was going to be 47 until I did the math. It turns out I'll be 46.

[buycitgo]

5. how long have you had this problem?

what problem?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

6. stopped to think and just forgot to start again