"Why are you spending so much time in the bathroom?"

[dolo amber]

"Are you jacking on in there?"

[Khephra]

1. I'm killing ants

Really. They've infested the sink.

[HawkerHurricane]

2. I'm on a diuretic.

I pee constantly from about 4pm to 6pm.

Ok, not constantly... but every 15 minutes.

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Bite my shiny metal ass.

[Nlighten1]

4. I'm killing kittens.

[Deja Q]

5. Another classic moment from Futurama!

Get season 3 on DVD and listen to the commentary for "Amazon Women in the Mood".

Especially if you're a fan of 'Maude'... :D

[dolo amber]

7. Love the Bea!!

:D

[No2W2004]

8. DEATH!!!

by snoo-snoo!

[Deja Q]

9. That would scare me...

but then, I'm gay... :D

[No2W2004]

6. Keep doing that and you'll end up in robot hell!

[No2W2004]

13. I met her in a club down in old soho,

where they drink champagne that tastes just like coca cola. C. O. L. A. - Cola."


"She! walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name, and in a dark brown voice she said:


Leeeeeela. L e e l a Leeela Lee-lee-leela bah bah bah bah bum de de de de de"

[Swede]

10. I'm .....uh, grooming,yeah that's it.

Grooming.

[dolo amber]

11. Is that

what the kids are callin' it these days?

:P

[sundog]

12. (sound of faucet running) "I'm washing my hands"

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