I sent my first alert to the moderators - ask me anything about yaks

[ForrestGump]

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Wow! Someone moved you to alert?

Now you are going to be called the board nanny :D

[ForrestGump]

2. Well, it's a step up from ninny

I just wanted to feel the surge of power.

I could get used to this. Quick, say something controversial! :-)


EDIT: typo - I may alert myself for that...

[patdem]

6. Hello!

[ForrestGump]

10. Ha! Alert! Alert!

:P

[Cheswick2.0]

7. if I answered popularity polls on DU

I might have voted for you as the funniest DUer.

[ForrestGump]

13. Then it's a good thing that you don't, or people'd be

questioning your taste.... :loveya:

[Cheswick2.0]

21. people already question my taste, LOL

Just ask them. I think a Loveya, derserves a :hug:

[ForrestGump]

26. Oh, my goodness. We're escalating theemot icons....

Next thing you know:


:o

[HEyHEY]

27. I did!

And god damnit he is.

[ForrestGump]

32. I got your other 'Hey' right here, dude

If we ever got together, we could knock out a mean Fat Albert impression. :D

[FlaGranny]

4. I probably alerted the same poster.

Worst thing I've ever seen here. The poster needs to be tombstoned but fast, VERY fast.

[Cheswick2.0]

12. really, what was it?

damn I always miss the good stuff.

[FlaGranny]

14. Still there, look at post entitled

"quick question"

[ForrestGump]

16. Oh, yes

And he lists his country as 'Nazi Germany.' In his dreams, I think....

[never cry wolf]

5. And upon joining the 700 club...

LOL!!!! However, I am not sure about adolf * being a freeper. His other posts are pretty left wing.

[FlaGranny]

11. Might seem like it, but

very bad news. Also, could just be wearing sheep's clothing?

[never cry wolf]

17. True n/t

[ForrestGump]

20. Well, the real Adolph was a national SOCIALIST

:-)

Really, it's possible that he just made a mistake, but he at least definitely needs a severe (figurative) beating about the head and shoulders to impress upon him the general faux pas-ness of advocating political assassination.

[Name removed]

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[Name removed]

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[Cheswick2.0]

3. was it a yak that you alerted on?

and why?

[ForrestGump]

8. It's hard to say but, yes, it may very well have been a yak,

judging by the configuration and texture of the pile of egestae that it left in the middle of the Lounge. I had to alert - I couldn't just let that foul mound sit there, could I? The clean-up crew will hopefully be here any minute....I've placed cones around it, in the meantime.

[never cry wolf]

9. Judge for yourself

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=152079

against the rules, probably. freeper, i dunno??

[Name removed]

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[never cry wolf]

19. I noticed that you did

assination is not the answer.

[HEyHEY]

31. What did he say?

It's gone?

[gmoney]

34. Newbie question... what is a "Freeper"?

Just signed up... was a little surprised to see the "no republicans" policy on the TOS page. I guess in a way, it would be the only way to get anything done. (Imagine talk news without constant badgering interruptions!)

Guess I'm used to the no-holds-barred, troll-friendly Yahoo boards... but I'll be interested to see what's up here and maybe contribute in a positive manner.

[adolf bush]

35. definition

a freeper is a person who is a member of www.freerepublic.com. its a very good site if your interested in seeing whats wrong with this great country in which we live

[never cry wolf]

36. Welcome to DU, gmoney

we get into our flaming matches here but not with disruptors
:hi:

[adolf bush]

18. my bad

im not a freeper i just made a stupid post, sorry guys

[ForrestGump]

22. Well, just don't let it happen again

Actually, it was a blast to perpetrate my first 'alert'....

[never cry wolf]

25. I did my frist alert this morning on FRrules

he didn't last very long.

[ForrestGump]

30. Oh, FRrules, we hardly knew ya

*highfive*

Thanks for the vermin-removal service!

[adolf bush]

33. the only thing FR is good for

is comedy, pure comedy

[Cheswick2.0]

23. okey dokey

don't do it again. :spank:

[patdem]

29. IF I had an opinion...which of course I do not have..I saw one post

and IF I had an opinion which I of course do have, I would have thought yes the (nasty word that starts with FR)...then I saw a post that, IF I had an opinion which of course I do not have I thought...not that (nasty sord that starts with FR)...so you are NETURAL WITH ME...which I think is ok? Is being NETURAL OK?

[Coffee Coyote]

37. as if you know as much as me!

:P

[ForrestGump]

38. Well, the things that you know about yaks....

....they're - really - just a trifle scary, dude :scared: