Caption the Union Man!!!

[CatWoman]

[Wickster]

1. "Sheee-it this ain't Texas"

[leftist_rebel1569]

2. a hat?

and you put these on your head?

[rock]

3. You guys got blacks too!?

Dang. Does everybody got blacks?

[Samuraimad]

9. lol

thats one of the best i've seen.

[trof]

4. barfatorium

See "The Dubya* Diet" thread.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=151691

[cosmicdot]

5. W: well, it's just another day of my month long vacation ...

... no big whoop for me ... 'cept it means I will be kinda working out of DC for awhile now ... people at the country club need some point in time to mark when to stop wearing white ... 'cept maybe on the tennis court ... and, stores need to have a sale sometime this time of year ... and, we need some good starting point for going back to school, and to start football season ... and, Laura, she went into labor with the twins ... so, it's not a total waste of time ...

[IggleDoer]

6. Did I remember to put a sock in my crotch today?

I can't tell.

[Bombero1956]

7. yup

I fuckin bullshitted them again and they bought it.

[GCP]

8. I just told them how good it is to get a day off work

Schmucks don't even question my month off grubbing for campaign money.

[Raenelle]

10. DON'T call him a Union man--not even in jest.

He is an admitted, avowed enemy of unions and a proven enemy of workers. Yuck. Really--not even in jest. It's about as funny as calling Hitler a friend of Jews.

[maxanne]

11. "like mah hat?"

"I got a matching lunchbox, too. Mah mama picked out my clothes today."

[HEyHEY]

12. I'm getting bored..what can I destroy today?

[sasquatch]

13. "HEHE me and Karl took turns pissin' on this hat"

:puke:

[Deja Q]

14. "I looked in da mirror and saw my head is shaped like a novelty condom!"

:D

[Fenris]

15. "FINALLY, I can take this Democrat dock-monkey hat off..."

"...And put it in the window of Elaine Chao's Lincoln. Yeah, that'll be classy. I think I'll get her a hat with fake bird crap on it that says 'DAMN BIRDS!' and set it along side this one. Or 'KISS MY BASS'. Hey, KARL! Can we hit a truck stop on the way out of this dump?"

[skip fox]

16. W. is "thinking": "Yep. It takes a worried man to sing

a worried song. And as President of the United States I got plenty to worry about, you bet. Like cleaning up my own room all the time, and remembering not to talk during cabinet meetings or getting slapped . . . HARD!, like reading my speeches exactly as they are written and not one damn word more, like not playing games with the hot button anymore, like . . . (sigh) . . . I wish it wasn't this hard, . . . being an adult and all . . . Geez."

[Bossy Monkey]

17. Oh boy! A new costume and it isn't even Hallowe'en yet! Hot dog!

Dude has more hats than Willard Scott

[dmr]

18. Is that rain or dandruff on his jacket?

?

EDIT: Never mind, they're repeating Doofus* on C-Span, I see that it's raining, and he's not melting - so he's not made of sugar, either.

I see he's speaking with his "southern drawl" - He's saying a lot of words, but he's double-speaking a lot of nothing.

[ComerPerro]

24. Neither, its cocaine

And I wish I was kidding.

[Fridays Child]

19. If that was really a union cap...

...wouldn't it be way too big for a union-hating pinhead like the chimp?

[skip fox]

20. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions

recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.



:bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

21. thanks for the money guys

or This union is gonna be busted

[Hubert Flottz]

22. If Bush had to join a union he's got the right hat!

I believe that's an Operating Engineer's hat! Well Why Not? Bush only has two moving parts, that's his mouth and his asshole and they're interchangable! I hope lightning strikes the bastard for even pretending to support labor in America! Bush is for Labor in CHINA!

[myomy]

23. What the hell am I doin out here in the rain with all these loosers?

.

[44wax]

25. Ziggy Sobotka (for fans of The Wire)

President WhaleWeenie tips his cap at a couple of hundred drugged and feeble union members that the Greedy Old Prikkks keep in storage for use on Labor Day.

[mitchum]

26. "What's work like?"

[roguevalley]

27. New hate: $9.95

Pin head: Priceless.