CAPTION Dog Dropping

[PunkinPi]

President Bush (news - web sites), along with first lady, Laura Bush, and members of the Waco Midway Little League Softball World Series (news - web sites) championship team, react as Bush accidentally drops his dog, Barney, Saturday, Aug. 30, 2003, at TSTC Airfield in Waco, Texas. Bush quickly scooped up the dog who was not injured. (AP Photo/Duane A. Laverty)

edit: this may be a dupe, if so sorry for the rehash - it was new to me.

[comradebillyboy]

1. x-rated captions

1. this boy could fuck up a wet dream or
2. w could fuck up an anvil
3. doofus could fuck up an iron ball
4. a man that only a dog could love

[jumptheshadow]

2. Barney to Shrub:

"Whistle-Ass."

It makes me feel so much better that our President can't walk and carry a dog at the same time.

[stlsaxman]

3. Dubya saying-

"YOUFUCKIN' LIL PIECE OF SHIT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO PISS ON ME AGAIN! AND QUIT LOOKIN AT ME LIKE YOU'RE HURT OR I'LL REALLY GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT- I'LL KICK YOUR SCRAWNY LIL ASS ALL AROUND THIS PARKING LOT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE GIRLS AND YOU'LL LOOK MORE STUPIDER THAN YOU DO NOW YOU- YOU- ... FUCKING... PIECE OF SHIT!!!

[peekaloo]

4. there are two dog droppings in that picture!

Barney is perfecting his stupid human trick for Letterman's show.

[LuLu550]

5. Laura sez

Honey, you dropped the ball on the economy, you dropped bombs on innocent Iraqi children, now you are dropping something that is REALLY important to us!!

[cosmicdot]

6. a mocking W mimics Barney by pursing his lips and whimpering ...

... please don't hurt me ...

http://www.dangerouscitizen.com/Photo+Gallery/47.jpg

[Breezy du Nord]

7. "Mr Bush! What are you doing to my dog??"

"It's all right, dear. I'm liberating him!"

[skip fox]

8. "And I can make him roll over in his own poo. Watch this, kids. Now

that's something, ain't it girls. Makes ya feel like going home and taking a shower, doesn't it? Puts you off your feed, right? Think about it squishing between your toes! Wow. Now watch me eat some bugs."

[Tikki]

9. With the 'bloody, oily mess' all over his hands...

...Bush can't hold on (to the family dog)... as it slips from his grip.

[skip fox]

10. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

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