I just stole an assload of books at work because my boss fired me

[JVS]

That'll learn him to fire me for spending my work-time posting on DU

[Trajan]

1. Never steal anything ...

Your integrity costs more than a few books ....

We hope ...

[JVS]

2. This isn't a few. It's an assload of textbooks from the bookstore

[dorktv]

19. I went to a Democratic training session this weekend where they

talked about liberating materials for the cause. Was that what you did?

[jukes]

24. No

he stole from another DUer when he was caught bragging about stealing from a customer on DU.

i'm frankly appalled.

[Wickerman]

3. here's hoping one of them is an English usage text

Mondays are great.

[fob]

4. You should return them and apologize. You also need to find that

poor sap you suckered earlier in the day and pay him back out of your own pocket.

[JVS]

5. No way.

[fob]

8. No wonder you were fired.

[VoteDemocratic2004]

6. Wow

Will you be putting them up on eBay or yahoo?

I'm a collector of books :evilgrin:

[JVS]

7. yes

[jukes]

22. personally

i never play w/ chumpass crybabies who brag about stealing on this board.

[arbusto_baboso]

9. Please define "assload".

[JVS]

11. Unit of measurement slightly smaller than a shitload

[arbusto_baboso]

16. But how many shitloads comprise an assload?

Just wanting to be precise here.

[JVS]

17. 4 assloads= 3.78 shitloads

[arbusto_baboso]

21. But are these Imperial or METRIC assloads?

[Tweed]

10. Will you cross paths with Chavez Speaks the truth again?

Is this all a big hoax by you two? I want answers.

[JVS]

12. perhaps. maybe

Those are some answers

[Tweed]

13. Not good one

Not at all

[jukes]

14. CStT

has hired Butch Braggert to even the score!

[JVS]

15. BFD

[jukes]

18. my gosh

some1 is just full of himself today!

on 2nd thought, it isn't worth butch's time. CStT shd hire a cubscout, good enough for this job.


btw, a cheap crook is merely a sneak w/o sufficient *juegos* for anything but talk

[PittPoliSci]

20. sweet!

get anything good?

[jukes]

23. nothing legal

property belongs to a highly respected DUer.

[rasputin1952]

25. I am locking this thread due to the nature of the

discussion of theft from a workplace.

I hope you all understand the implications of theft.