Morning all can I make the 700 club today? Ax me anything. I

[lil-petunia]

will tell you all lies!

[tcfrogs]

1. How many points will Alan Keyes beat Obama by?

Just curious...

[lil-petunia]

3. whoowiee

honestly it won't be close. 83-22, with write-ins for Spanky the Clown, Bozo, and Betty Boop.

[tandot]

2. I don't have an Ax. Will a saw do it?

:evilgrin:

[lil-petunia]

4. bones are hard to cut through, so

once your victim is laying still, I'd recommend using power tools.

[mermaid]

5. Ok, Lie To Me.

Where's the next terror alert going to be issued for, do you think...and when?
Of course, we all know it'll be fake again, and designed to try to make Chimpy look effective...but i'm curious WHERE nad WHEN do you think the next Orange Alert will be issued for?

[lil-petunia]

6. The next one is tough to peg. CNN's report makes it so

The last one, though will be On November 2 for the left coast, NY and Florida.

Especially in the minority areas, just watch the shrub try to steal this election by stopping all voters in democratic wards. You know, search, seizure, no warrants - all intended to improve our "security"


blahhhhh

[mermaid]

7. Nahhhhh

That won't be an Orange Alert...That'll be a RED ALERT...so that they can impose temporary martial law, and force voters who would vote Democratic to stay home.
They will issue it AFTER they are sure the Repukes (who usually vote earlier)have voted...they only want to disenfranchise poor Democrats.

[lil-petunia]

8. you got me.

she hate me?
no, you are right on the mark. it will be red, not orangish.

[lil-petunia]

9. damn. 4 posts and not one lie.