Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

OK DUers, make up your own way Al Qaeda will attack us.

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 09:30 PM
Original message
OK DUers, make up your own way Al Qaeda will attack us.
Edited on Sun Aug-08-04 09:31 PM by MikeG
My guess: Suicide Barcaloungers.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 09:32 PM
Response to Original message
1. They'll flush huge chunks of sodium down the toilets of the
Edited on Sun Aug-08-04 09:32 PM by swag
Cannon House Office Building and will blow the toilets out just as Hastert himself is taking a smokin' duker.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Massacure Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 09:33 PM
Response to Original message
2. Drop cherry bombs in the sewers of DC
To scare the hell out of everyone.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 09:34 PM
Response to Original message
3. By...
...using a puppet fundamentalist government to destroy the environment, bankrupt the economy, and deplete the nation's natural resources, and to increase international distrust and hatred of the United States in the international community, and kill US servicemen overseas...

...oh, wait...
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
pbg Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 09:44 PM
Response to Original message
4. Orange alert
They'll behead Phyllis Schlafly.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 09:47 PM
Response to Original message
5. No
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 09:48 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. Well fine. Be that way.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 09:56 PM
Response to Original message
7. Barry Manilow
blasting in the streets.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 10:05 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. no, no, anything but that!!
:)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 10:08 PM
Response to Original message
9. 3 words: Spice Girls Reunion
Nationwide Spice Girls tour
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Thu May 02nd 2024, 10:48 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC