CAPTION Condi's Weapons of Mass Destraction

[cosmicdot]

Condi: I've got your weapons of mass destruction right here ... oh, and, we may have to cancel the election if we invade Iran and/or Syria ... or if Kerry is getting 55% ... we'll be speaking more through FAUX in the weeks to come ...



National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice talks about the Bush administration's concerns over Iran's nuclear program, during her appearance on NBC's Meet the Press, in Washington, Sunday, Aug. 8, 2004. Rice said he world should be 'worried and suspicious' and must not let Tehran produce a nuclear weapon. (AP Photo/Meet the Press/Alex Wong)

[Maddy McCall]

1. Yes, it's true, I am a fembot. Wanna piss me off???

[lapfog_1]

12. What???

fembot? You sayin Condi worked at 895 O'Farrell while she was
provost at Stanford? Wow!

[Deja Q]

2. I'm the black versions of Anna Nicole-Smith!

(but only in my mind!)

[Yogi]

3. after my boob job they'll be out ta here!

:evilgrin:

[Spiffarino]

4. Awww...

...you took the titty track before I got here.

Wahhhhhhh!!! :cry:

[acmavm]

5. How funny.

.

[No2W2004]

6. He's got HUGE......

tracts of land!

[Spiffarino]

8. "Which he is turning into a swamp." n/t

[Spiffarino]

7. "No, it's true!"

"Dubya's are about this big. And they're made of titanium, the same as his brain."

[madrchsod]

9. the only people who are worried

about iran is fat boy ariel and his band of terrorists. do you care if iran has weapons? or do you care if you have a job,health care,etc,etc..

[Paradise]

10. "You've got some pair askin' me that! n/t

[Spiffarino]

11. "Hurry hurry hurry..."

"...step right up and see the Magnificent Condoleezza as she juggles hundreds of lies and distortions!"

[Paragon]

13. "Janet's impression of me was good, but her tits are much bigger."

:D

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

14. Oh Dear God, Condi has captured heart-throb of the 2000 presidential race

...George Prescott Bush! OH, THE HUMANITY!



:evilgrin:

[Endangered Specie]

15. "... And your little dog too!"

[peekaloo]

16. All bob no weave.

[BringEmOn]

17. If my husb...President Bush's numbers continue to slide, maybe a wardrobe

malfunction is in order.

[AlFrankenFan]

18. And this is how I grabbed my husb-I mean President Bush's ass

n/t :P

[Radical Activist]

19. She's going to flash the press corp after the next embarrassing question

She has to keep them distracted somehow and its getting harder.