Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore! Riding through the woods!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Stand and deliver!

[No2W2004]

1. "Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore!

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee
Dennis dum, Dennis dee dum dum dum

[No2W2004]

2. Lupins!

Male Peasant:
(exploding) Oh Christ!

Dennis Moore:
(astonished) I thought you liked them.

Male Peasant:
I'm sick to bloody death of them.

Female Peasant:
So am I.

Male Peasant:
She's bloody dying and all you bring us is lupins. All we've eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet... we sit on lupins, we sleep in lupins, we feed the cat on lupins, we burn lupins, we even wear the bloody things!

Dennis Moore:
Looks very smart.

Male Peasant:
Oh shut up! We're sick to death with the stench of them. (sound of a miaow and then a bump) Look. The cat's just choked itself to death on them. (we see a dead cat with lupins coming out of its mouth) I don't care if I never see another lupin till the day I die! Why don't you go out and steal something useful!

[zbdent]

3. Have you got anything other than those bloody lupins?

Look the poor cat has choked to death on one!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

4. Blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

[No2W2004]

5. !

[zbdent]

6. (breaking character) But doesn't this seem to be the way that

Repukes always try to paint the picture of taxing the super-wealthy?

You know, Ketchup heiresses and guitar players . . . and candidates for president . . .

[Bat Boy]

7. He steals from the poor and gives to the rich...

Stupid bitch.

[Not Me]

8. You know, I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday...

but I remember every word of this song.

What's wrong with this picture?

[joeybee12]

9. Dum, dum, dum....dum, dum, dum....

That's the part in the song when they run out of words!