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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:12 PM Original message |
I Want A Monkey |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
1. Matcom, I sincerely mean this ... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:14 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. and not a real green dress i hope |
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NewHampshireDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:15 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. We could still eat kraft dinner ... |
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mr_hat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. Monkeys are inherently evil. > |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
5. It was against our condo by-laws to own a monkey |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:21 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. That's really funny |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:24 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. Probably, they were a bunch of total tight-asses |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:25 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Yes, but the monkey thing... |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:27 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. We thought so too |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:28 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Lisa... |
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flamingyouth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:36 PM Response to Reply #24 |
31. Aw, thanks |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
6. Yes, your poo-flinging technique could use some coaching. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:19 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. monkey's don't fling poo |
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sam sarrha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
8. if you want a monkey you want lots of monkey shit too |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
9. you and me both but I want an oragutan |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:21 PM Response to Original message |
10. You ARE a monkey. |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:22 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. And YOU are spunky. <nt> |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:26 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. I am full of spunk! |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:27 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. We'll just stick w/the G-Rated definition |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:31 PM Response to Reply #22 |
28. Ok! |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:23 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. And you're a dirty old man |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:24 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. haha |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:26 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. It's the HIGH school, dammit! |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:31 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. those were supposed to be my dates not yours hedges! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:34 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. You'll do great with college girls. |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:40 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. I hope so |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:36 PM Response to Reply #10 |
32. and your a bitch |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 06:18 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. That's "you're" a bitch. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 06:45 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. bitch |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
13. And I want a girlfriend |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:24 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. I want a girl too |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:29 PM Response to Reply #16 |
25. A girl monkey? |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:30 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. oh to hell with you |
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Dogmudgeon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 07:14 PM Response to Reply #26 |
43. The last one I had just wanted me to get her pregnant |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 10:39 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. if I had a monkey, I'd name him bananas |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
18. I have HAD monkeys.. Trust me.. You DON'T want a monkey |
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eleny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 10:38 PM Response to Reply #18 |
46. that kitten animation is so damned cute! |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
30. In Soviet Russia monkey wants YOU! |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:38 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Russian monkey! |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
35. When I was a pirate, I couldn't decide. |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 06:38 PM Response to Original message |
37. How 'bout a nekkid monkeybutt? |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
38. You will spank your monkey... |
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many a good man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
39. You need lots of monkeys ! |
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jus_the_facts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
41. Can I touch IT? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 07:01 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. ANYTIME!! |
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jus_the_facts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 07:33 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. hehehe.... |
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roguevalley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-07-04 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
45. my granny rented her house to someone who had a monkey. they were |
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Pax Argent (350 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Aug-08-04 12:39 AM Response to Original message |
48. This just in |
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