as a Straight Male, I MUST make the following statement.......

[matcom]

Tiger Woods is completely "RIPPED LIKE JESUS!"

just watched him play 18 at the TPC Boston and let me tell you... THAT is a 'physical specimen' if I ever saw one!

Mrs Matcom has already let me know that if Tiger were to hit on her, i would have NO CHANCE!

and you know what????

i couldn't blame her a bit.

TV don't do his physique justice folks. there is a TON of work behind that powerful swing. a friggen TON!

-oh my straight stars! :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Newsflash!

If there's a big chubby under your desk as you type that you might not be a straight male. :evilgrin:

[WindRavenX]

2. SNARF!!!

Good one NSMAM.
As a chick, I don't find Woods to be attractive though. Halle Berry though...:9

[matcom]

6. no chubby

just a profound respect for the athlete :D

[WilliamPitt]

3. I need directions to your house for tomorrow

queerboy.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. ROFLMAOPIMP!!

If your biceps are showing, let us all know if his nipples get hard :D

[matcom]

5. 495 South

then give me a call :D

[Braden]

7. He's no Darren Clarke

for those of you who have never seen Tiger in person the man has no body fat and a barbie like 28 inch waist line with impossibly cartoonish shoulders.

he generates more efficient power in his golf swing than any human I have ever seen. His quest for 20 professional majors is merely between the man and his lower back.

Are you going monday Matcom?

[matcom]

10. nope.

having Will Pitt out for dinner

but BRAVO on your analysis. this was my first time seeing him in person and i am in complete AWE!

:thumbsup:

it it the perfect golf swing. the perfect athlete (IMHO)

[LynneSin]

8. Maybe Tiger would rather hit on Mr. Matcom

Would Mrs. Matcom watch or join in?

[TrogL]

9. Hey, boy

now you know what showers are all about

[arwalden]

11. Oh My Gay Stars! --- You're JUST NOW Noticing??

You really are straight, aren't you? (Shit!) Oh well... a guy can dream can't he? ;-)

-- Allen

[LWolf]

12. I never looked past the smile.

He has a great smile. He's way too young for me, so it's better if I just stop at the smile.