Marie Osmond is on Larry King, god help me

[sundog]

:hangover:

[SmileyBoy]

1. Larry King is the most irrelevant show on television.

Right next to Jerry Springer.

[KittyWampus]

2. I Like Marie Osmond

and Donnie too!

They used to have a show not long ago.

Maybe they still do.

[sundog]

3. Talking about usual daytime fare... abuse, prescription drugs, "recovery"

I have the sound off, but the screen in on

[KittyWampus]

4. Osmonds Are Pretty Non Threatening Folk

and just remembered... Flip Wilson Show was on TVLand and had on the Osmond Brothers... awwwwwww!

[sundog]

5. She has some sort of fashion DON'T around her neck... a sash or something

As a metter of fact the rerun is on yet AGAIN now.

I all seriousness, though, Donnie & Marie were my first concert at like the age of 5...

I have since reformed :evilgrin:

[neebob]

6. Make her go away!

Okay, so I was forced to be Mormon as a teenager and I have issues. I just watched Marie Osmond on Larry King and am marveling at what a battle axe she's become, with her big hair and her weirdly painted eyebrows and her fake beauty mark and her bizarre loud laugh and her cheap-looking dolls and her total failure to say anything important. Everything is fabulous - my god, she must have said "fabulous" fifty times in one hour, like she went to the G.W. Bush Vocabulary School or something. She is less than one year older than I ... eek!

The Osmonds were always held up in the church as these ideal people, and I think my dad wanted to be like them. We always had to watch the Donny & Marie show, and I actually got in trouble for making fun of her. You'd think I'd feel validated that she's such a freak, but instead I just get the creeps.

[sundog]

8. Total Drama Queen -- The DIVORCE, The ABUSE, oh my how **shocking** --not

:boring:

[neebob]

9. She revealed nothing,

said nothing of any substance whatsoever in the entire hour. Could she be any more useless and annoying? I don't think so.

[Valerie5555]

7. Maybe it could have been worse like TONY ORLANDO

I wonder btw, if anyone made up a satrical version of his song or "Wrap a Yellow Chevy around the Old Oak tree."

On edit Instead of TIE A YELLOW RIBBON AROUND THE OLD OAK TREE.

[Duncan Grant]

10. An entire hour devoted to Marie Osmond?

Damn. Talk about overkill. :shrug:

[neebob]

11. Larry's father-in-law is her manager.

[Duncan Grant]

12. Oh. What an odd coincidence?

:evilgrin:

Thanks for the clue neebob! I understand perfectly now. :hi: