Caption W's Monica Lewinsky moment

[DoYouEverWonder]

Hey what if you bring me pizza tonight? I'll be waiting for you in the Oval Office.

[GOPisEvil]

1. I won't mention a thing about where his right hand is...

...not a thing...

[Raven]

3. What's wrong with where his right hand is???

What am I missing??? Why do you have such a dirty mind!

[GOPisEvil]

4. In that picture? Nothing.

In the context of him receiving oral pleasure? (Jeez - I'm describing this to someone's mother - it's like explaining this to my own mom!) :D

Why do I have a dirty mind? Sigh...those who aren't doing it have to talk about it, I guess.

[Raven]

5. Oh...OK...I get it...

I think. :-)

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. I don't know

but it looks a little too intimate for my taste.

I know I wouldn't want anyone who wasn't my husband hugging me like that.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

14. Isn't that the same place he puts his hand when he's walking with Pickles?

Gods, what a control freak.

I swear, I've seen * walk with his wife, his hand on the back of her head, numerous times.

[MikeG]

2. Don't let Pickles see that shit. She'll double her Xanax.

Ans replace his Prozac with sugar pills.

[Jim Sagle]

7. And what will Condi say? That's her husband!

[MikeG]

12. That's her husb...

[Bark Bark Bark]

8. "I'll make sure your husband ships out this month."

"...and comes back in a box."

[Mandate My Ass]

9. He's going for the jugular!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeeeek

That Secret Service dude standing next to him looks seriously skeeved.

[DoYouEverWonder]

10. He looks like

he wants to puke.

I would too, if I had to be with W all the time.

[Mandate My Ass]

11. Ditto that

I don't care how much it pays...nothing would be worth that.

[MikeG]

13. What's the best part of a Lewinsky? The 5 minutes of silence.

[aQuArius]

15. " I thought if I paid for your "medical procedure", you'd go away."

[gmoney]

16. She looks cuter than Monica...

[gmoney]

17. the real caption

Cheryl McGuinness gets a hug from President Bush during a campaign stop in Stratham, N.H. Friday Aug. 6, 2004. McGuinness' husband Tom was a co-pilot on the first plane to hit the World Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001. (AP Photo/Jim Cole)

[skip fox]

18. "Psst. Did you know Wilson's wife as CIA and HAD him sent to Niger. It

was a plot to discredit me. Call Novak. Have him run the second item. He'll know what I mean. I'd call him but . . . well, I got people watching my every move."