The next White House occupant: A Fair and Balanced Poll...

[CanuckAmok]

Another thread here in the Lounge got me to thinking about the biased nature of polling. It's pretty unfair and naive to se GWB doing so well in the polls, when most people you speak to, including former Chimpy supporters, are hoping to throw the bum out...

It's obvious there's an agenda afoot!

So, in the interest in levelling the paying field, I offer this unbiased poll. Please think hard and decide who YOU want in the White House in '04...


*note: some of the candiates are dead. Please don't let that influence your decision.

[Booberdawg]

1. LOL!

[corarose]

2. LOL I picked Nicky from Casino

Hell the mob could run this country allot better then what's running it now then again the Bush Crime family is the MOB.

[leftist_rebel1569]

4. LOL! So did I...

I could only imagine that guy running America...

[CanuckAmok]

3. "Bill Cosby" is ahead? What's wrong with you monsters?!

self :kick:

[AquariDem]

7. Is he liberal or conservative

Just wondering :shrug:

[GOPBasher]

5. Bill Cosby, of course.

What's wrong with Bill Cosby? Of course I'd vote for him with those choices.

[AquariDem]

6. Current election platform of the Bunch of Angry Bees:

The National Economy: Sting a lot of people so they will die. Then there will be more money for everyone else.

Education: Sting a whole lot of kids. Class sizes will be reduced dramatically.

Health Care: Will no longer be needed if everyone is going to die from bee stings anyway.

Immigration: Well, no one will want to set foot in a country dominated by the Bunch of Angry Bees.

Gay Rights: The Bunch of Angry Bees may find one gender easier to sting then the other. Therefore, same-sex relationships will develop and flourish if the other gender finds itself run out of the country, or dead. So, basically, the Bunch of Angry Bees does not care one way of the other.

Better than Bush? The same? You decide.

[LynneSin]

9. I was going to write in Huggie Bear from Starsky & Hutch, but...

You've really convinced me on the angry bees. They get my vote!

[FreeperSlayer]

8. hum

[CanuckAmok]

10. SEEEEEEELLLLLLLF KICK!

:kick: :hi:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

11. Bill Cosby

Perhaps he has a free Jello pudding plan for all seniors. :D

[disgruntella]

12. bees, definitely bees

They already have the cabinet picked out too - see photos here

http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/brandiweed/swarm.htm

(Note: OK, the movie was made in the 70s, but doesn't that look like KRAMER as the general next to Patty Duke?)

[Breezy du Nord]

13. Who picked Hitler?

Nicky all the way!