Terror Alert raised in Minas Tirith

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Minas Tirith, Isilya

Minas Tirith was put on Heightened Alert today in a decree by Lord Denethor. Lord Denethor stated information had been received from a classified source (definitely not a Palantir) that enemies of Gondor would attempt to disrupt upcoming events. Possible threats include, but are not limited to
- Nazgul attacks
- Enormous chunks of flying masonry
- Uncounted hordes of Orcs
- Flaming Stewards flying from the parapets
- Darkness Unescapable

Had enough copycatting yet? :evilgrin:

[Ilsa]

1. Hobbits in battle, women of Rhohan slaying Nazgul,

when will it end?

[mark11727]

3. The all-singing, all-dancing ENT army

[Demonaut]

2. lol