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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-02-04 09:05 PM
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A forgotten Bush Joke
This joke is in my "top 10" of Bush jokes but I'd forgotten about it until I read it somewhere else today...:

A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as Preznit Dubya appeared on the television.
After a few sips, he looked up at the television, saw Bush and mumbled, "Now, there's the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."
A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him and punches him upside the head.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Dick Cheney appeared on the television. "He's a horse's ass too," the man said.
This time a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him and knocked him flat.
Climbing back up to the bar, the man said: "Damn! This must be Bush Country!"
"Nope, you don't get it, partner" the bartender replied. "It's Horse Country!"

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