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Even though he doesn't tell us how it's going to happen, he doesn't tell us how to stop it, and he doesn't ever raise the threat level, I know it's true because Tom Ridge says so.
'Scuse me now. Have to go pay $2.00 for one gallon of gas so that I can spend money I don't have at a mall that could be bombed by terrorists because Tom Ridge, John Ashcroft, George Bush, and Dick Cheney all say it's a good idea.
I'm back.
Even though I haven't found a job that pays as much as my last one and I don't have any benefits, I agree with Rush Limbaugh (who I heard on the radio coming home) when he says that the economy is improving!
And eww those icky gay people. If we let them get married then every committed couple would be allowed to. We can't let that happen. Marriage is a sacred institution. 'Scuse me again while I beat up my 14 year old wife for even thinking about divorce. Which reminds me. While she's over visiting her parents today, I'm going to have my mistriss come over.
Back again.
Gee I can't wait. 'Cause just like me God hates: jews, people who aren't saved, gays, hippies, environmentalists, liberals, soft-core conservatives like John McCain, taxes, poor people, those on wellfair, abortionists, abolitionists, communists, corporations, anyone who cheats on their taxes, Pegans, witches, psychics, mormons, catholics, protestants, atheists, and people who hate.
He shall smite them all from the earth. And then, uh oh, no one will be left....
Gee, that sucks.
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