the straight-face of all CAPTIONs

[cosmicdot]

Ridge: now, I'm not trying to SCARE anyone ... that wouldn't be prudent ... just be CAREFUL of entering ICONIC financial institutions in these key blue voting areas. We include our WARNING to Washington because the voters of suburban Virginia and Maryland are key to safe elections in those states. You can expect these warnings to INCREASE as we get closer to the Republican convention and the day you're penciled in to vote.

[mockmonkey]

1. RED ALERT!

My Nails are a FRIGHT!

[ForrestGump]

2. Swannee! How I love ya, how I love ya....

[VOX]

3. "Condi's hooters have gone to orange."

"And I heard this from someone who should know." :evilgrin:

{Apologies for the sexist humor.}