'what me worry' of all CAPTIONs

[cosmicdot]

W: I'm telling you things can't get better; we've never been safer ... aren't you glad we didn't tell you the economy stunk last Spring? that's compassionate conservatism ... why should you worry ... we scare you enough ... the yachts will get bigger ... we've got more stuff up our sleeves for between now and November it'll make your head spin ... I'm convinced that desert sand in a bottle can be a weapon of mass desruction and we'll find one ... and that Osama, or some resemblance, will be found; what me worry?!?


Lawrence Convention Center in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, July 31, 2004.

[the Kelly Gang]

1. he's beginning to look like a clutz as well

[DemWitch]

2. W:

We're bein' terriated folks. Every day El Que-ada is sendin' terriaters to our shores to cause massive indestruction to our inferiorstrucure. Now my opponenent said he has a plan but I ask you just how sound of mind it is. I mean this is a man who when in harms way turned his boat around a drove through the thick of it for what, to help someone who couldn't hold on and fell off the boat? That was foolish. When I was in danger I calmly waited for over 5 minutes to make sure Uncle Dick was safe in his undisclosured hideaway before getting away in my plane. That's calm under pressure folks. Not running nilly willy during a crisis. Terra. Evil Doers. Vote for me.

[The_Casual_Observer]

3. I am terriated by suiciders, ya see...in other words....

[jimshoes]

4. He hasn't changed that blue shirt since Thursday

nt

[cosmicdot]

5. ew-w-w-w-w

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. He hasn't changed that blue shirt since Thursday

Yellow would be nice...

[ForrestGump]

7. Well, the STAINS are yellow, at least.

As is the putz who's wearing it.