Anybody got some good Nader jokes?

[coloradodem2005]

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[gmoney]

1. How many Nader supporters does it take...

...to change a light bulb?

None... they'll just let the Republicans take care of it.

[OneBlueSky]

2. Nader IS a joke . . . n/t

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[Guy Fawkes]

3. True story:

I was watching a c-span interview with Nader late one night, and I noticed something: he was boring himself to sleep. That gave me a GREAT idea: we elect Nader as president, and then he gives a nightly speech, at- lets say - 9ish. By 9:30, everyone is asleep! And if everyone got a good night's sleep, I bet there would be a lot fewer problems with this world.

[ChoralScholar]

4. It's a government-sponsored sleep health plan

I bet we'd be a lot healthier and less cranky. Until we remember that Nader is president.

[Guy Fawkes]

5. meh, he's better then bush.

[ChoralScholar]

7. agreed. And so are many amphibians. EOM

[CanuckAmok]

6. Ralph Nader walks into a bar...

...and says to the bartender that all the stools are too dangerous, as they are too high, and tend to wobble because, statistically, one of the four legs is bound to be shorter than the other three.

He tells the bartender that a lower stool will reduce bar-room injuries by .05% per inch, and that by design, three legged stools can not wobble.





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