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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:23 AM
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Will someone volunteer to hit me?

c'mon. help a girl out.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:23 AM
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1. I don't even know you and I'd pay $5 to hit you
If that's what you really want.

:argh:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:24 AM
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2. I'd never hit a woman.
Now...spanking is another issue altogether. I'd line up for that. :spank:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:25 AM
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3. kinky
well, if you're into that sort of thing, sure. Belladonna might help with that too.
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:25 AM
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4. What? On a 14? With a dealer showing 6?
You must be some kind of masochist.
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:25 AM
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5. BWAHAHAHA!
you funny.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:29 AM
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6. She's just having an attack of the WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce:
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:31 AM
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7. Locking.
No sex threads.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:43 AM
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8. but I didn't bring up sus and her box turtles
:cry:
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 10:45 AM
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9. Huh?!? Turtles live in her...
oh, nevermind.
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 11:10 AM
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10. I'll hit ya..............with a bit of SOUL!!!


YOW!!!!!!!! I feel GOOD!
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 11:24 AM
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11. nice picture Foamdad
Get a hit of something that doesn't hurt would be my advice. :)
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 11:45 AM
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13. I say we hit it and quit......................
can we hit it and quit?!?
can we hit it and quit?!?
HIT IT!!!!! *bum, bum, bum, da-dum* :P
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sus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:35 PM
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16. GOOT god!
YOW!

it's HOT! in the HOT tub!

will it make me sweat!

will it make me wet!


sorry. just had an eddie murphy moment there.

carry on.
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 11:32 AM
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12. sus
what's the prob, g/f? did you do something *BAD*?



:evilgrin:
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:31 PM
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14. Only if you are wearing a Bush/Cheney shirt
Just kidding. I don't hit people, unless it's self defence.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 12:33 PM
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15. Will I get a toaster?
:7
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 01:49 PM
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17. I'd hit it. I don't like that expression, but you goaded me into it.
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KinkyDem Donating Member (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-27-04 02:00 PM
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18. Haven't we all been thru this today?
Where? When? Please send pictures and a list of allergies.
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