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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:11 PM Original message |
"Police entered the home after neighbors complained of a foul stench..." |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
1. "...found in a ditch." |
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aden_nak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
2. "accidentally discharged a firearm" . . . "right testicle" |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:17 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. LOL.... |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:22 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. hi, MS |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:26 PM Response to Reply #10 |
20. No, it's more like a buzz cut |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:41 PM Response to Reply #20 |
36. brazen |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:07 PM Response to Reply #36 |
45. Thanks! |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. "...arrested at the airport carrying several human heads in a suitcase..." |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
4. I had to enter an apartment like that once |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:19 PM Response to Reply #4 |
9. AngryAmish |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:23 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. Tenant was still mostly intact. |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:36 PM Response to Reply #15 |
34. yep, A/A |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:04 PM Response to Reply #34 |
44. I'm gonna be cremated, too |
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asjr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:10 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. I had asked my son |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:14 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. Ann Landers did a column on those a while ago |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:02 PM Response to Reply #9 |
42. Ewwwww!! |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:40 PM Response to Reply #42 |
51. takes a bit |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 02:49 PM Response to Reply #51 |
54. Oh, christ... That's horrible, jukes. |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 03:02 PM Response to Reply #54 |
59. no biggie |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 03:16 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. JUKES!! |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 03:57 PM Response to Reply #61 |
67. mara |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 04:13 PM Response to Reply #67 |
71. Thanks for the hug! |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 10:40 PM Response to Reply #51 |
84. Didja |
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 03:12 PM Response to Reply #9 |
60. They did that on CSI a couple of years ago. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
6. Fishhook in the eye ... |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:42 PM Response to Reply #6 |
52. meeg |
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jdonaldball (684 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
7. "Still missing after disappearing in Texas last month" |
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truthspeaker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
8. "no explanation for lack of pants" |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
11. "...thrown from the vehicle." |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:23 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. and it's cousin, "...ejected through the sunroof." |
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Worst Username Ever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
12. "Sucked into airplane toilet..." |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
13. "Republican lawmakers introduced the Eyesroll Protecting Tiny Innocent |
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nini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
16. 'living in a van down by the river' |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
17. "... inexplicably regained consciousness in the middle of Times Square, |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 04:04 PM Response to Reply #17 |
69. God, I love liberals |
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judge_smales (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
18. He was always such a quiet man |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
19. "...devoured by squirrels..." |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:27 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. "...remains eaten by the family pets..." |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:27 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. I've heard that one before! |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:32 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. I believe that was a MatcomNews item. |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:33 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. Yeah. Not one of the cheery public sex/drunkeness stories. |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:38 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. terminal priapas? |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
22. "...fatal erection..." |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:29 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. "Owwwww!" |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
25. "...coroners removed a large apparatus from his rectum..." |
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judge_smales (752 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:30 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Ohhhh. |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
27. "...his headless corpse remained on the elevator for the 3 floor ride..." |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
29. "Local man identified by dental records..." |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:00 PM Response to Reply #29 |
74. Aaahhh... My Nemesis! You have been away, no? |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:17 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. No sir, I continue to stalk you stealthily |
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jukes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
30. he lived |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:33 PM Response to Original message |
32. "Mummified remains found in bathroom sitting on toilet" |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
33. "...shooting spree at work..." |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
37. "naked in a motel room with a 13-year-old girl. " |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:47 PM Response to Original message |
38. "Botched operation" |
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Red State Rebel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
39. Oldest Woman To Ever Be Pregnant!! |
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indigobusiness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
40. "Member missing." |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
41. "found in suburban love nest with matcom and a squirrel (deceased)" |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:02 PM Response to Original message |
43. "...said to be a eunuch..." |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:11 PM Response to Reply #43 |
48. Yeah, like anyone would believe that |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:13 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. I am a dirty whore. |
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Mara Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 02:56 PM Response to Reply #49 |
56. You're a tart and a floozie, too |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
46. "Local Man and Box Turtle Reportedly United in Nuptials." |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
53. "Testing will be done |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 02:54 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. "Upon testing, it has been determined... |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 02:57 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. "....and the unfortunate Mr. Whitacre was |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 02:58 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. LONG dead... |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 03:19 PM Response to Original message |
62. "...mutilated genitals..." |
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VoteDemocratic2004 (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
63. Police found a dead body under the garbage in the apt. |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
64. neighbors described him as 'quiet" and were surprised... (NT) |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
65. Democrat-turned-Republican (KamaAina) reiterated his support... |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
66. a freakish confluence of events |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
68. Cadaver dogs were used to find.... |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
70. "It is not yet apparent just what the deceased was doing with a horse |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
72. "World's first pregnant male gives birth to octuplets" |
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kodi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
73. yet another tradgic incident of teen-age autoerotic asphyxiation |
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sangh0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
76. "Even the neighbors said.... |
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LowerManhattanite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
77. Never want to hear the words... |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
78. Was so excited about to have sex for the first time, died 3 inches away.. |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
79. "..Was found in a remote gasstation bathroom with a new one ripped in him" |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
80. "...Police entered the residence to discover ... blowing a box turtle..." |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
81. "What might be wrong with that chicken you're eating?" |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
82. Friends and family report him as saying......... |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
83. "...staid..." |
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traco (579 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-21-04 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
85. Found in her home with most of her inards eaten |
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