If Box Turtle love is wrong, what animal would you be ok with human/animal

[LynneSin]

relations?

[Wonk]

1. Are beastiality threads an exception to the DU "no sex threads" rule?

:shrug:

[Endangered Specie]

2. Laura obviously doesnt mind Human-Chimp relations...

and as for Rush Limbaugh... he'd be lucky to get to f*** anything with 4 legs.

[ForrestGump]

3. Humans and Freepers. But only after extensive

decontamination and deprogramming, under carefully controlled conditions. With a Ché poster on the wall...

[tcfrogs]

4. You're so curious about box turtle relations, LS!

[ForrestGump]

6. Yes, she's box-curious

So to speak... :o

[LynneSin]

8. There you go, I'm box curious

I wonder if they give out 'toasters' for those that they convert

:shrug:

[brainshrub]

5. Maybe Bonabos.

But why would a bonabo want to have sex with an icky hairless ape?

[ForrestGump]

7. Because bald men are better lovers and own more stuff?

Least, that's what I've beeen told by bald men...

[Snoggera]

9. Box turtle love is not wrong

Even asking the question "If" is insulting to those with long-term, loving relationships with Box Turtles. Of course, I wouldn't personally know about that, I'm just guessing. See Ya!

:hi:

[ForrestGump]

10. Stop him! He's a terrapinist!!

[LynneSin]

11. But the children, would they understand

I was at the pet store yesterday and I watched as a mother with her 2 kids were looking at the Box Turtles. I was excited about the fact that this mother was so willing to discuss box-turtle love with her children and I suppose I wished that more parents would talk about this with their children and explain that some folks just prefer box turtles for love.

But we live in a world where politicians demean box turtle love and talk about how our neighbors could be in love with box turtles but that doesn't make it right. I'm just worried that not everyone will be like that mother at the pet store, but instead will tell their children that box turtle love is some demented form of lifestyle that if the children 'choose' that path that they will not be accepted.

It's wrong I tells ya!

[ForrestGump]

12. You speak the truth. And the horror is only heightened by the fact that

those who condemn it are, themselves, reptiles. :-(

Hypocrites...

[Snoggera]

13. You could take up correspondence with MAT

Mothers Against Turtles

They may be able to assist you in your personal quest.

SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

14. "If Box Turtle love is wrong,....

I don't wanna be right.

>>
If Loving You Is Wrong
Luther Ingram



If loving you is wrong I don't wanna be right
If being right means being without you
I'd rather live a wrong doing life
Your mama and daddy say it's a shame
It's a downright disgrace
Long as I got you by my side
I don't care what your people say
....
<<

[emulatorloo]

15. Not for me personally, but it is obvious for most DUers . . . CATS!!!!!

I love cats, but not that way ;-)