The ULTIMATE DU POLL!!!!!! Yaks vs. Box Turtles

[LynneSin]

vs.



Which will ultimately cause the demise of existance for human beings?

You decide, we'll eventually distort the polls for our own benefit anyways

[underpants]

1. Will "gay as a boxturtle" be the new catchphrase?

New on Bravo "Boxturtles eyes for the Straight Man"

[LynneSin]

3. Or maybe "Box Turtle Eyes for the Tortoise Guy"

:shrug:

[Wilber_Stool]

2. I prefer my YAK

YAK 9

You can sit on it too.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Both. At the same time.

Of course.

[LynneSin]

5. What would John Cronyn think of you

:scared:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Believe me, I'm already on his "list".

After all, I voted for Ron Kirk.

[LynneSin]

7. Dave would you do me the biggest of favors pretty please

Go to your local petstore, buy a box-turtle and a big fish bowl. Don't forget some goodies in the bowl, turtle food and other stuff. Then deliver it to John Cornyn's office in Austin.

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

9. Hehehehehehehe...

Central Texas Office

Bank One Building
221 West Sixth Street
Suite 1530
Austin, Texas 78701
Tel: [phone]
Fax: [phone]

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

12. If you want...

I'll go in half with ya. This could be FUN! :)

[blindpig]

16. That's box turtle abuse

He'd probably give it to Bill Frist and you know what that means....

[yellowcanine]

21. Yaks - they have that "come hither" look - plus, who can resist all that

lovely black hair?

[powergirl]

18. I voted for Ron Kirk too

I was so happy when the incubus, Phil Gramm left the senate. Now we've got Box Turtle Von Butcornyn. I knew he was conservative but I never thought he would get all crazy about gay marriage. When he was a TX SC "justice" he was always shilling for his insurance industry buddies. I guess this is Phill Gramm II. YUK!

Did anyone mention a yak? You can never tell these days!

[jukes]

8. we shd

X-breed the 2 species, clone the resulting progeny, & conquer the world for liberals everywhere w/our invincible bax-yurtle armies, before succumbing to effete, elitist power-greed, forcing our bax-yurtle gladiators, fed w/steroid-laced yogurt, into a palace revolution due to their disgust @ our corruption & defenseless plate/hair bare bodies.


they will then subjugate the human race, amusing their bax-yurtle children w/our courting rituals & bizarre mythological cult/worship.

[pagerbear]

10. I guess this would be an appropriate place

...to ask for a little background on both. Just a sentence about each will do--no need to post links. I know DUers have been debating the yak question since long before I came along, but I think box turtles are a fairly recent phenomenon.

[jukes]

11. kick

for elucidation...


:kick:

[pagerbear]

13. I guess we know where mind is!

At first I thought I was reading another word that begins with e- and ends with -ation.

[LynneSin]

14. Box Turtles & Senator John Cornyn: A Brief History

It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. … Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife.”
Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) in a speech to the Heritage Foundation (Washington Post, July 12)

Please, lift your jaw off the ground now.
:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

[jukes]

15. puh leeze

and why wd i care about THAT?



i can imagine a large group of middle-aged white men nodding as if they heard something very profound.

[UrbScotty]

17. No question - Yaks are sexier. (nt)

[CO Liberal]

19. You Forgot The "Robb is a Dingbat" Choice!!

You still have time to add it!

:-)

[BlueJazz]

20. I know if the Yak comes out the loser there's going....

...to be some serious ass-whipping going down. You can wreak my car,
steal my girlfriend, take my wallet and even cuss me out but mess with my Yak and I'll punch your fucking face till it's jelly....And like it.