*** singing *** My Stomach Is in a Commotion....
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*** singing *** My Stomach Is in a Commotion....
My head is hung over the rail. I don't want to mess up the ocean - Will someone please bring me a pail? (Sung to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean") * * * * * We used to sing this when I was a kid. What silly songs do YOU remember from YOUR childhood??
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Tue Jul-13-04 04:49 PM
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(Sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn Of The Republic") Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher and have broken every rule We have marched down to the office and have shot the principal Us brats go marching on.... Glory, glory hallelujia Teacher hit me with a ruler Bopped her on the bean With a rotten tangerine And her teeth came marching out.... :-)
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Tue Jul-13-04 09:44 PM
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Glory glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Met her at the door With a loaded .44 And the teacher don't teach no more!
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Wed Jul-14-04 01:26 PM
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(Sung to the tune of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along") "Give a cheer, give a cheer For the kids who drink the beer In the cellar of Alfred Vail School...." (Alfred Vail School was an elementary school in Morris Township, NJ - where I grew up. And it had no cellar....)
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Wed Jul-14-04 01:47 PM
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All covered with grass I saw a bald eagle Just scratching his a@@
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Wed Jul-14-04 02:11 PM
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On top of spaghetti All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball When somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table And over the floor, And them my poor meatball Rolled out of the door.....
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Wed Jul-14-04 01:49 PM
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6. Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg....
Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker broke his leg.
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Wed Jul-14-04 02:05 PM
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7. McDonalds is your kind of place
They serve you rattlesnakes They throw them in your face da da da da da da.........can't remember any more of the words
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Wed Jul-14-04 02:10 PM
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8. "I Hate Bosco, It's Full of TNT.....
Mommy puts it in my milk To try and poison me....."
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Wed Jul-14-04 02:15 PM
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10. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cowboy...
Had a very shiny gun And if you every saw it You would turn around and run. All of the other cowboys Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph Join in any poker games. Then one foggy New Year's Eve The sheriff came to say, "Rudolph with your gun so bright - Won't you shoot my wife tonight?" Then all the cowboys loved him As they shouted out with glee: "Rudolph the red-nosed cowboy - In the penitentiary!!" :-)
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Wed Jul-14-04 07:34 PM
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(to the tune of the theme from Bridge over the River Kwai) Comet - will make your teeth turn green Comet - it tastes like gasoline Comet - will make you vomit So get some Comet and vomit today!
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