Tell us something about yourself we don't want to know.
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:12 PM
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Tell us something about yourself we don't want to know.
Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 01:29 PM by Beware the Beast Man
Give us your best TMI moment! Me? I plan on shaving my back once I get skinny enough to go shirtless! How bold of me! edit- spelling!
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:15 PM
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1. I'm planning on shaving off my beard so that I can..
attract some women again, now that Mrs. Mikimouse is gone for good. I lose about 10-12 years without it, so I could go after a younger crowd!:evilgrin:
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:16 PM
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2. Whatever I ate for lunch is giving me bad gas
Edited on Mon Jul-12-04 01:17 PM by LynneSin
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:23 PM
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17. That's the only smiley I've seen
That has made me laugh out loud! :D
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:19 PM
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I have to keep using a shampoo with some weird zinc compound or I'll start snowing like Canada in January. Fuck, now I'll be shunned for life. :cry:
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:22 PM
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5. Abbott has dandruff too
You can be shunned with my cat!!
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:44 PM
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9. Cool! I'll have good company in ostracism! (nt)
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:21 PM
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4. Being in the Witness Protection Program
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:23 PM
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6. I masturbate at least once daily.
Sometimes I do it so much that my glans chafes.
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:43 PM
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it's I do it more if I buy a really good lube and certain books. ;)
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:50 PM
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12. If I use lube, I have to wash.
And then I would get it wet. :scared:
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:37 PM
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And trim my pubes with a hair clipper.
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:46 PM
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around my belly button Two scars actually, one underneath of it for my tubal ligation, and one on top for hernia repair. The two together look like a ring around my belly button.
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:47 PM
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11. I usually poop between 10:30 and 11:00 AM
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:53 PM
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13. What happens if you sleep in?
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Mon Jul-12-04 01:54 PM
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14. You don't wanna know.
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:14 PM
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15. we so did NOT need that detail
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Mon Jul-12-04 05:27 PM
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24. Regularity is everything
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Mon Jul-12-04 05:26 PM
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22. Funny..I am exactly one hour before you. I feel closer to you now
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:20 PM
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16. I regularly shave my...
balls. They are always smooth as a baby's bottom. :-)
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:34 PM
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18. Hey, a fellow balls-shaver!!!
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Mon Jul-12-04 02:35 PM
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19. I can light my farts on cue-
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Mon Jul-12-04 05:23 PM
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20. How the hell are you going to shave your own back?
You must be seriously double-jointed!
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Mon Jul-12-04 05:24 PM
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21. I once had my entire body coated in Liquid Latex
Looked kind of interesting, but it doesn't come off as easily as they say, and it's not as shiny as the pictures. :mad:
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Mon Jul-12-04 05:26 PM
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23. I get kind of PMSy at times.
I have one day a month I like to spend in tears. Apparently rather tedious for everyone around me. :cry:
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