Caption if you can

[Kadie]

Real Caption:

A Thai waiter wears a condom over his head while serving a cocktail as a patron looks on at the Cabbages and Condoms restaurant in Bangkok on July 8, 2004. The restaurant, founded by Mechai Viravaidya, better known as 'Mr Condom', aims to educate the public about safe sex. Bangkok will be the host for the upcoming 15th International AIDS (news - web sites) Conference from July 11-16. REUTERS/Stringer

[Mikimouse]

1. The possibilities are frightening, but I'll try...

First of all, there is the obvious line about the location of the conference versus it's content. Aside from that:

"Wow, I ordered fiddleheads with my meal, but maybe I could still change it"

[Radical Activist]

2. Wow, that guy is a real Cheney-head!

[BringEmOn]

3. OK, who ordered the Screaming Orgasm?

[JSJ]

4. 'menu, please- and get that boil lanced, at once' n/t

[AwakeAtLast]

5. Richard Head, paging Richard Head.

I crack myself up.

[trigz]

6. "Your 'Sex on the Beach', Sir." (nt)

[demwing]

11. make that "Your SAFE sex on the beach" /nt

[Kadie]

12. LOL

you guys thought up some great captions. LOL

[Blue-Jay]

7. "Last night, I had a real dickhead for a waiter"

[Robeson]

8. Wow....

They finally made one thats my size!!!

[demwing]

9. Is that a hugely inflated condom on your head -

or are you just happy to serve me?

[demwing]

10. or -"Hmm, I'll have whatever THAT guy's drinking!" /nt

[bo44]

13. A waiter in Dick Cheney Drag

:thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Wow. Howie Mandel's career sure has fallen on hard times!

[Betty The Younger]

15. People are strange.

[skip fox]

16. "Let's play OddBall!"

Looks like MSNBC's Keith O., doesn't it?