If I held my arms open................................

[Shakeydave]

what would you do?

[Don_G]

1. Unless....

You're a female, 5' something and Hetro, I'll stuff a beer in your hand....

[Shakeydave]

2. Why all the qualifiers?

Beer is good though........................

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. HEY!!! I'm female 5 something and gay

no hugs for me Don??? Jeepers!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. I'm female 5' something and hetero...Why can't I have a beer?

This is discrimination, pure and simple!

[KG]

3. uh, since i know what you look like...

i'd have to agree with the concept of tossing you a beer, while heading the other way... :)

[Shakeydave]

4. You can run, but you can't hide!

Bwahahahahahahaha! :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

5. I'll take a hug, thanks

[Duncan Grant]

6. I've been waiting for an opportunity to say hello to you...

and this thread needs a kick. :hi:

To answer your question:

A) There's no shame in a same gender hug.

B) How do you feel about black feather boas? Not everyone can pull that look off -- but it's an option.

C) You've just won the lottery! Hold this money!

:kick:


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[Rick Myers]

7. Hell, I've got a black feather boa...

Florida, here I come!!!

:hi: Greetings Dave!!! :hi:

[SaveABug]

8. depends

if I worked at the airport, I would frisk you for dangerous items like fingernail clippers.

if I worked at the bank, I may return your invitation for a hug if you just made a big deposit.

if I'm a little old lady pushing a shopping cart, I might smack you with a retrieved can. Along with a few choice cuss words.

if I'm your loved one, I would probably run screaming into the next room!

:)

[SaveABug]

20. scaredy pants?

.

[LynneSin]

9. I'd give you a hug and slap an "I love the Philly Eagles" on your back

:D

[Cheswick2.0]

11. I'd hang up my wet towel

Do you think you could keep your arms up long enough to dry them?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Ahhh for the privilege

of having your wet towel hung on me :D

[Cheswick2.0]

18. I'd hang my wet towel on you

If you'll hang yours on me.....is that all it takes to make you happy? :smoke:
:*

[MisterP]

13. horseshoes!

[davsand]

14. Run right into them and plant a big kiss on you.

And before you ask, I am female... :)

I'm about 4 ft tall and about 3 ft wide and I've not brushed my teeth or bathed in a few years--but I'd still be happy to give you a big old wet one.

Where will you be standing and when?

Laura

[Misinformed01]

15. I would say

"Oh my God!!! That is a HUGE Trout", and would immediately ask to go fishing with you on Saturday.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Why do I think you got it right??

:D

[Misinformed01]

17. I gotta tell ya, Teena

There is not a better day to be had than hanging out with Michael and Shakeydave on the boat in FL.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

21. Can't wait for my engraved invite

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. I'd wonder what kind of fish story

you were telling today!

[Aristus]

23. I'd give you a big hug, my brother.

And then a rough, macho slap on the back and a chuck on the shoulder so no one got the wrong idea. :D

[Shakeydave]

24. Geez! This is what happens......................

when you drink on a weeknight! I fall asleep and everybody comes out of the wood work! Hugs, feather boa's and trout for everyone!:evilgrin:

[radwriter0555]

25. give you a big HUG!

or suggest a different deodorant.... depending on the ensuing events of course.