ugh.... marine graduation is on Friday which means my brother comes home

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

Yes, you might remember my brother, the one who "wants to ship all the gays off to an island because they're evil and want to destroy society." The one who joined the marines for two reasons: so he didn't have to go to college and so he kill Iraqis. The one who practically worships Bill O'Reilly....
Yes, that one.
Well, marine graduation is on Friday and after that he comes home for ten days. :cry:

[BattyDem]

1. Take him to see F9/11

I know ... he'll refuse. But tell him you'd consider it an early birthday present from him (or Christmas present if your b'day recently passed). Tell him that's all you want this year: the pleasure of his company in the movie theater for two hours. Hey ... it's worth a shot! :-)



edited for clarity - I should never attempt to construct sentences when I'm tired. :P

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

2. DEAR GOD THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!!

A :hug: for you!!!

[BattyDem]

5. Here's a hug for you ... for luck!

:hug: Even if you can't convert your brother, maybe you can at least open his eyes a bit.

[WilliamPitt]

3. Tell him you will gouge out his eyeballs and skull-fuck him.

I saw that in 'Full Metal Jacket.' Seemed to work for the guy who said it.

:)

Good luck.

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

4. Well, he is scared of anything homosexual whatsoever.....

I might have to try it :evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

7. Tell him you will rip his balls off, so he cannot contaminate

the rest of the world.

Tell him you *will* motivate him, if it short-dicks every cannibal in the Congo.

That's all from the same movie. :)

[pretzel4gore]

11. tell him masturbation is homosexual....

that's why the church condemned it....
it's weird how something so obvious gets overlooked
;)

[AlFrankenFan]

6. Well it's ten days. If I could endure ten days...

of O'Reilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, and on top of that my father and his family in Pennsylvania and Massachusetts, I'm sure you can handle what your brother will throw at you, if anything. Just beware - if you didn't see his head shaved before he's most likely going to be the most comical jarhead of the century :D

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

8. Yes, after about 10 years of consciously having him as a brother

I might never have to talk with him again after these ten days. Well, I will have to talk with him after that. But, four years of the service would change him. So, the old Jon will be gone after those then days!!!!!! :D

[DS1]

9. I have a mindfuck for you.

He's been memorizing the names of various Marines in history, Archibald Henderson, Lewis "Chesty" Puller, Smedley Butler.

Now, print this out.

http://lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

Ask him if he knows who Smedley Butler is. He'll probably yell something like "AAAAUUUHHHH Motivated Hardchargin Devildog that won two Medals of Honor YUT!" or some motivated shit like that.

Show that to him.

Make copies.

Leave it around the house.

Mail him copies. Always address them to Lt. Gen (his name)

[LiberalManiacfromOC]

10. That's good

I should definitely show him that