the international police lineup of all CAPTIONs

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Voice: now, turn and face the other direction ... you, in the middle, are you wearing elevated shoes?



U.S. resident George W. Bu$h walks away from a news conference with Irish Prime Minister Bertie Ahern(R) and Romano Prodi, European Commission President after a summit meeting in County Clare, Ireland June 26, 2004. Bush tried to forge unity over Iraq on Saturday in a lightning summit with European leaders who backed the training of Iraqi troops but offered little further concrete support. Photo by Rick Wilking/Reuters

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1. W. is "thinking": "Hot damn, Ireland. Now to put my brilliant plan into

action. Then nobody can ever call me dumb again! . . . First I just gotta slip away from these bozos and slip out into the countryside and catch me a leprechaun. And I'll not fall for that three wishes bunk. I mean with my first wish I'll wish for a hundred more wishes . . . and the same with my second. Won't everybody be shocked when I begin my wishing and tell them how I did it? Then they'll figure how smart I was not to waste just three. . . . A leprechaun has got to get up pretty early to fool me . . . That's for sure."