Finally met that cute teacher girl

[HEyHEY]

Well, remember that teacher who's like the one seemingly decent girl in town? Well, I've never been able to actually talk to her. But just now, I was sitting in the office all alone and she walked in. What cow. I asked if I could help her and she said she needed to put an ad in.
I usually have nothing to do with that, but I'm the only person here, so I took the COCKTAIL napkin she had the ad scribbled on and photocopied it in dead silence. After I asked her what her name was so I could put it on the desk of our ad person so she would know who it's for. She wouldn't tell me her name, then gave me someone else's name because that was who the ad was for. Then I aksed her if it was for friendly Franks...which is our free classifieds. She said "No it's for like you know at the back of the paper." I interjected, "I know what the classifieds are."
Then she left.

MOOOOO


Dang, I knew I shoulda had my pants on...that's where it all went sour.

[pagerbear]

1. That would turn off any girl, I imagine.

[HEyHEY]

2. HEY it's hot!

[Wickerman]

3. Well, Hey, its a start man, next time you meet

where them damn pants and you'll have a starting point for conversation.

[HEyHEY]

4. "So, I'm wearing pants this time - waddya think?"

[Wickerman]

6. A great opener!

She's gotta love it, or you are better off without her!

[Elidor]

5. Poor HEyHEY

We gotta get you fixed up, man. Especially before the caribou migrate.

Kidding!

Am I right in thinking you live in a town with a population of 67 people? And 49 of them are married/related?

You'll know you've found that special someone when she gives you a great big smile and says sweetly, "I like a man with no pants." That's how I met my sweetheart. (Well, not really, but it makes for a good story anyway.)

Possible opening lines:

1) I have pants!!!

2) Hey! You're not an elk!

(Help me out, here...I never had any lines in my repertoire.

[HEyHEY]

8. How about

"So, hot enough for ya?" the mating call of the Dork!

[m-jean03]

7. I don't understand your use of "cow"

to describe someone who is cute? :shrug: Am I just clueless, or what?

on edit: Does this have to do with big boobs, by any chance? :think:

[HEyHEY]

9. You know a cow

Maybe it's a local term....it's kinda like saying bitch, but in a nicer way.

[m-jean03]

10. Huh, I never heard that;

I always heard it used to describe "ugly" women. Hm. So it turned out her personality didn't match her good looks? Too bad. That's always a real disappointment, I know.

[HEyHEY]

11. It wasn't so much her attitude as it was her seemingly profound distaste

for your's truly

[m-jean03]

12. Jeez, that sucks

You seriously were working in your briefs/boxers? :shrug: :D

[HEyHEY]

13. No

was just kidding about that

[m-jean03]

14. Well, maybe you should try it then

Maybe she'd appreciate that? :D

[HEyHEY]

15. Hmmm..perhaps and expert should be called in

Are there any perverts in the house? :-)

[CrownPrinceBandar]

16. You rang?

[Elidor]

17. I beware trying to read women right off like that

It's a bad indicator. It could be a front, especially around a guy she likes. Continued good manners in the face of perceived hostility will always impress, even if you're the only one who's impressed.

Still. She sounds like she might be a conservative. Know your quarry, I say.

[HEyHEY]

18. Here dad is a cop

So, maybe she just naturally has a dominating attitude

[Elidor]

19. Dude - girls with cojones are no fun

If she's all that, tellwiddit.