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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 07:32 AM Original message |
"'You don't own me, masturbation!'" |
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MrBenchley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 07:35 AM Response to Original message |
1. Is this the bunch that had the "Porn Puppet?" |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 07:42 AM Response to Original message |
2. Masturbation rents, with an option to buy. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 07:51 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Thanks for moving over here GOPisEvil - you're a class act! |
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Dirty Hippie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 07:43 AM Response to Original message |
3. Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 07:50 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. I guess nobody masturbates in my neighborhood. We have plenty of kittens |
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gpandas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:22 AM Response to Reply #3 |
20. certainly killed a lot of kittens n/t |
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sangh0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 12:23 PM Response to Reply #3 |
35. What happens when the kittens run out? |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 12:40 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Nope - its baby bunnies then |
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markses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 08:00 AM Response to Original message |
6. This is a very old trope |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 08:32 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Jews felt you were dissapating your energy |
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markses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:03 AM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Oy vey |
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JuniperLea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 08:15 AM Response to Original message |
7. some people have a real problem with it |
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WillParkinson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 08:24 AM Response to Original message |
8. Like the movie! |
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No2W2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 08:39 AM Response to Original message |
10. Sounds like a "master of my domain" contest |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 08:47 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. That's it - I'm out! |
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PopSixSquish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:06 AM Response to Reply #10 |
15. BTW - Barkley is a Very Sweet Looking Dog |
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No2W2004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:32 AM Response to Reply #15 |
23. Of course he can! |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
12. Masturbation does not own me. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:04 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Lock, Stock and Barrel! |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
16. You need to check out..... |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:16 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Don't masturbate with shampoo |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:19 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Or if you HAVE been masturbating..... |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:21 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. You remember in "Kickboxer" when they dipped their hands in glass |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:27 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. oh my god |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:30 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Go to www.xxxchurch.com and find out |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:42 AM Response to Reply #21 |
24. Yeah, from the other direction. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 09:46 AM Response to Reply #21 |
25. Whoops - thought you were replying to the original |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 10:11 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. I was going to make a comment |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 10:16 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Up and down - there's only one way to do it - Whats your comment? |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 12:11 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. "it's different for girls" |
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elfwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
28. If God didn't want you to masturbate... |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 12:14 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. Poor tyranosauruses |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
29. Next weeks advice: scaring those pesky masturbation demons |
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sangh0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 12:22 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. That's EXACTLY what I say |
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Maestro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
30. These people must need |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-25-04 12:14 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. No - they need to rub one out! |
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