You guys better be careful...

[tjwash]

Or you're gonna find yourself on a steady diet of government cheese, living in a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hey now! Government cheese makes the best grilled cheese sammiches!

[tjwash]

2. Oh man, that is true...

...it just melts perfectly.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Ever have the government peanut butter and grape jelly?

Also quite yummy! Kudos to the USDA! (at least this was true in the 1980s)

[zbdent]

4. They're still giving out the cheese?

I didn't realize, growing up in the seventies, why we were getting this huge block of cheese.

Not sure of the real quality, but I appreciated it.

[tjwash]

5. I wanna talk about a team called...Da-Bears...

DA-BEARS!!


(very ironic sketch considering he was a rabid Green Bay Packers fan)

[bearfan454]

8. SNL ruled back then.

I loved it, and so true too.

[bearfan454]

9. Too much Polish Sausage

You know the real kind of Polish Sausage. Fresh, not kielbasa.

[tjwash]

12. You're my Ditka.

Man that part cracked me up.

[Retired AF Dem]

6. No such thing as Govt cheese

it is soft plastic with yellow food dye and artificial flavoring.

[Skittles]

7. Gawd, those skits were HILARIOUS

the other cast members and guests couldn't stop themselves from cracking up. :D

[Richardo]

10. Hey Matt! How can I get back on the right track!?!"

:D

[CrownPrinceBandar]

11. "There's gonna be plenty of time for doobie-rolling............

when your'e living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!"