My neighbour just had the greatest fight!!

[CanuckAmok]

Unfortunately, I couldn't hear the content, but it's my elderly neighbour, who has been home alone since his wife left to visit relatives last week. One of his adult sons and his girlfriend came over, and they've been drinking home-made draft all afternoon.

Well, things got very vocal, and punctuated with the slamming of doors, and the son backing his 911 Targa into his dad's fifth wheel!

Ah, families...if I could kiss my vasectomy scar, I would!

[Gore1FL]

1. "if I could kiss my vasectomy scar, I would!"

there are so many responses to this, but i think I'll take a pass at them all.

[CanuckAmok]

2. No problem; they're all valid!

yup...

Q: Why does a dog....

A: Because he can.

[neuvocat]

3. That's the funniest thing I've heard all week!

[DerekG]

4. Did you come up with that, yourself?

"If I could kiss my vasectomy scar, I would!"

Seriously, that's one of the funniest quips I've ever come across! If it came from your own imagination, my friend, you should be given a prize of some kind.

[CanuckAmok]

5. Indeed I did!

Thanks for the complimnet. I guess the prize should be the ability to actually do it...I keep trying, but to no avail.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

6. That's your SO's job... ; )