Platonic crushes?

[m-jean03]

Does such a thing exist? :shrug:

[wryter2000]

1. Only out of necessity

My crushes are all on people I'll never meet. So, yeah...they're platonic, but not by choice.

[Champ]

2. I've been wondering the same thing

I think one is possible.

[m-jean03]

4. Some people make me so HAPPY!!

Can I have a happy on you, Champ?? ;-)

[Champ]

7. Sure thing!

Whatever makes you happy :hi:

[m-jean03]

8. Lots of people make me happy. . .

I guess most would just call them "friends", but I have to be original, you know? :P

[neuvocat]

3. If a rock crushes you I don't think that's platonic at all.

That's a very mean rock if you ask me.

[m-jean03]

5. That is a mean rock, alright

Goddamn mean rocks. :-(

[belladonna]

6. They definitely exist

I have one on a fellow DU'er, who shall remain nameless... he knows who he is :P

[mede8er]

9. I would refer you to............

those famous lines from When Harry met Sally.........

Also refer to the 'Ladder Theory'...hehhehheh

[xchrom]

10. i don't think i have

a platonic bone in my body.:hi:

[m-jean03]

13. Even that one in your little toe?

Even IT??? God, you're a sick pervert. :scared: :D

[Donkeyboy75]

15. One can only imagine where that toe has been.

:puke:

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Sure, they do!

Especially when I have sexual fantasies about my platonic crush!

[m-jean03]

12. I love you Alhed!!

:loveya:

I'm feeling very lovey today!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. Wow, you sure do seem lonely.

Perhaps you should become acquainted with my dear friend Jack Daniels. :P

[m-jean03]

19. That's "lovey" to you, mister!

More positive than lonely, and not as dangerous as "horney". . . :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Oh, "lovey."

In that case, you shouldn't hang out with Jack. You may get lovey with the wrong person and wake up in the morning with a severe case of Awfuck's Disease.

[m-jean03]

24. Thanks for the advice

But it's a platonic kind of lovey so far, hence the thread!! :D
Everyone's just so darn SWEET!!!

[Donkeyboy75]

14. Have you seen my friend Whitacre?

He seems to have disappeared.

I use the term friend loosely. :P

[m-jean03]

17. Alhed killed and ate him

I was mad for a while, until I realized by eating him he had absorbed and began to manifest Whitacre's best qualities. :P

[Donkeyboy75]

20. I would imagine Al got pretty drunk,

with all the residual alcohol in Whit's flesh.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. He was very yeasty.

[Donkeyboy75]

26. Did you eat m-jean and confuse the two?

:spank:

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. No, her saloon door doesn't swing that way.

:evilgrin:

[m-jean03]

23. Yeah, Al is now perpetually drunk and

horny as a result of eating Whitacre. :scared:

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. Ixnay on the Itacrewhay.

Call me Guy Incognito.

[Donkeyboy75]

25. Since you don't have a gallery pic, I'll have to post yours here:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Uh-oh, Fox is gonna sue DU....

[Donkeyboy75]

29. Yes. I love olive trees and philosophers.

A perfect match. :loveya:

[SOteric]

30. Sure there are.

I know people in lots of contexts where I enjoy the banter, the flirting, often seek their company and even appreciate that they're attractive but still have absolutely no desire to see them nekkid. I think on some level, that qualifies.


It’s a little vigil I’m holding folks, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[m-jean03]

31. Yeah

That about sums it up. :hi: