I just mowed my lawn...ask me anything!!

[x-g.o.p.er]

And damn, it looks good.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Wanna come mow mine?

It's really small, won't take but a minute.

Of course, I just bought the house, and the lawn hasn't been mowed in a month or so...but still...

[x-g.o.p.er]

6. No...I hate yard work.

But if you provide free beer....I can be talked into almost anything.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Done.

What's your poison? I REALLY don't want to deal with it tomorrow. I'm going to have to use the weedeater to get it down to manageable length, THEN cut it.

[x-g.o.p.er]

13. I like free beer the best, lol...

Normally I'm a Killian's drinker, but I've switched to Michelob Ultra, so I can keep my he-man physique well into my 90's.

[GOPisEvil]

15. Ack! I'll buy some Shiner Bock...

...if you're going to knock yourself out, at least have good beer as a payoff. Or maybe Dos Equis...I'm in that kind of mood today.

[soothsayer]

2. did you edge?

I mowed mine today, but didn't feel like edging.

[x-g.o.p.er]

7. No.

I will edge tomorrow...starting to rain, and I really needed a beer.

[CitizenRob]

3. Hmm... naked?

Did you mow your lawn naked? And do it as a marathon mow for Breast Cancer or anything worthwhile?

[x-g.o.p.er]

9. No, but the shorts, shirt, and baseball hat I was wearing....

complimented my he-man physique quite nicely, I must say.

[WillParkinson]

4. Were you naked?

I'm just sayin...

[ewagner]

5. On my way to do mine now

maybe it will take my mind off of the news.....

[Robb]

Ain't that a corker, I mowed mine too

...So are you a diagonal mower? Or a straight line person? :P

[x-g.o.p.er]

12. Straight line, with exceptions

I have a ton of trees that screws up my pattern, so I have to mow my yard in sections.

[devilgrrl]

8. Did you remember to sweep the sidewalk...

and bag the clippings?

That's the worst part of lawn mowing.

[x-g.o.p.er]

11. I have a mulching mower...

Eliminates the clippings, and my daughter did the sweeping.

[devilgrrl]

14. Do you use those hand clippers or weed whack?

We had to trim the grass that bordered the sidewalk... what a pain in the butt that was. Wish mulch mowers were around when I was a kid. :-(

[x-g.o.p.er]

16. Just bought a new weed-eater

A Swedish brand, Susqvama. And it's not a weed-eater, it's a destroyer of worlds. It absolutely rocks!!! I honestly think I could take out the fire hydrant at the corner with this thing, but then my yard would flood and my dogs would have nothing to pee on.

[KittyWampus]

17. Have You Ever Considered Replacing Some Of Your Lawn

with groundcover or plantings of shrubs?

We're doing that here to cut down on up-keep. :)

Oh, Post Script: Was actually thinking of you... I live very near the US Open and a lot of our guests this week are going to wathc them play! We even had extra free tickets.

[x-g.o.p.er]

18. Nope...never crossed my mind.

But I'm getting ready to move, and I might try that when I buy my new house.

But don't shrubs require as much upkeep as an accursed lawn?

[KittyWampus]

19. Some Don't . All Hail, The Rhodedendron. :-)

Have you watched the US Open this week?

[x-g.o.p.er]

20. Yes, most of it.

Go Phil!!!

[dr.strangelove]

21. I'm gonna concrete my lawn and paint it green

Just kidding, my italian friends from Brooklyn call this the "Bensonhurst Guinea Lawn." I'd never lose my lawn. I love how it looks after its been cut.