A good reason why to watch "The Simple Life".....

[Lestat]

:wow: :loveya: :wow: :loveya: :wow: :loveya: :wow: :loveya: :wow: :loveya:

[NoPasaran]

1. She's the smart one, right?

I keep getting those Stepford hos confused.

[Lestat]

2. Uh...I dunno.

Who cares? She's hot!

[achtung_circus]

3. that looks like 2 reasons to me nt

[kerryin2004]

4. I have better things to do with my time...

And I have dated better looking women then those airheaded skanky princess hoes..

[Lestat]

5. I'm sure you have.

:eyes:

[Champ]

18. I have

Complete package wise... smart, great personality, beauty (she didn't have the $$ Nicole has but she didn't need it). I don't know, something about Nicole turns me off :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

6. yo les

if Lionel Ritchie is her da, then who's her ma. Not my type honest but decent.

[Lestat]

7. She was adopted.

She's not Lionel Richie's real daughter.

[JohnKleeb]

8. oops

No idea. BTW should I try to stay up like you've been?

[Lestat]

9. Uhh...if you want.

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

11. you know what pisses me off

my mom got cheese danish for her work but didnt leave any for me. You hallucating yet?

[Lestat]

13. No...not yet.

It'll kick in after 48 straight hours.

[JohnKleeb]

14. ok thanks

This is really uneahtly but I wanna start my summer with a bang.

[Lestat]

15. Drink lots of beer...

and party with many hotties. :)

[JohnKleeb]

16. but where do I get hotties :) and beer :)

[radwriter0555]

22. She's Richie's daughter via an affair with another woman. Lionel and the

current to be ex-Mrs. Richie decided to take her into their home as they could provide better opportunities than the mom was able to.

I think she's "just" the stepchild of the soon to be ex-Mrs. Richie.

She went to my daughter's school.

[LTR]

25. I don't follow much of this gossip stuff, but...

...I heard she is not blood-related to Lionel at all. Her real father was a member of his band that ran across some hard times. He took her in.

I believe her real dad is the brother of Prince protege Sheila E.

[Lestat]

26. Yes.

Lionel isn't her real father. I don't know who it is, though. :shrug:

[mitchum]

32. Yes, she is from the Escovedo musical clan...

but I doubt she has the talent of Alejandro, Javier, Coke or Sheila

[Bombtrack]

10. talk about an airbrushing hall of fame

Nicole is not that hot. Not even close. In those photo's she has beautiful long legs and c-cup boobs. We all know that she doesn't have anything but stubby legs and small saggy one's in all unaltered photo's and video's.

howard stern was talking about these pics a week or 2 ago and it's clear he's right.

[Lestat]

12. Heh...I don't know what you're looking at...

but on her tv show, she looks exactly like this picture.

[Bombtrack]

19. LINK

http://www.bookofjoe.com/bookofjoe/2004/05/nicole_richie_s.html

[johnnie]

21. Heh...good one

Some people will buy anything. Thanks for the link. To be honest...I don't really know who this chick is, but the comparison from what they sell to some people and the link you provided cracks me up.

[Lestat]

27. That's not even her.

Her boobs aren't that small and she's not that ugly.

Plus...considering the source...I'm guessing it's a fake.

Nice try.

[Bombtrack]

28. they showed video of it on the e channel

i have no reason to lie

[BlondieK143]

17. Sure.

Let me go swallow some fake tanner and starve myself. Maybe THEN I can look like her!! :eyes:

[sus]

20. mmm....airbrushed junkie. yumm...!

[Skittles]

23. yeah, she's a skank

nt

[Lestat]

24. Awww...c'mon...y'all would hit her up if you could.

If you say you wouldn't, you're a liar.

[Taverner]

30. Not me....honestly

No meat on the bones...

Physically I prefer a more robust woman...but hey, I'm just weird...

[Bombtrack]

31. nicole is fat

its called airbrushing

[WillParkinson]

34. I wouldn't...

But I'm a gay man.

[Taverner]

29. If I wanted to watch Barbie dolls behave badly

I would watch Todd Haynes "Karen Carpenter Story" dammit!!!!

[Brahma Bull]

33. She's fuckin' hot!

I'd do her!

[Bat Boy]

35. I don't care how hot she is...

That show is about two incredibly rich women getting paid substantially more money to do jobs for a day or two that real people get paid next to nothing to do for their entire lives.

It's not easy to offend me. That show does it.

[Bombtrack]

36. "Rich giggling cunts"

is the way David Cross puts it. I agree with him. 2 horrible people who have absoultely no respect for regular people.