Lets have a poetry contest

[Joanne98]

When a Bush is around shit happens
by Joan Ranade

Bush vs. Gore on November 4 November 4th 2002
shit happens shit happens
Blacks can't vote, Wellstone plane falls from the air,
votes don't count. Diebold is going to make it fair.
Courts do crime, Right wing judges begin to pray
Crime do pay. Amerikkka votes the Arthur Anderson way
Loser wins on election day. We didn't need those exit polls anyway
shit happens shit happens

Energy crisis in Callie Scientia Est Potentia
shit happens shit happens
The less you use, Pentagoon becomes a spy
The more you pay. The seal is a pryamid and an eye
Surfer Dudes buying light, Iran-Contra criminal saves the day
the Enron way. Protecting us from "Terra" with TIA
Fat Boy gets Shorty on the energy grid The Media Whores have nothing to say.
shit happens shit happens

September 11th 2001 This War is not about Oil
shit happens shit happens
Osama takes the tower's down Ridding the world of WMD
Fighter jets stay on the ground. Defending freedom and liberty
The FBI is out of town Cheap gas for your SUV
CIA can't be found Saddam Hussein is an Evil man
And Air Force One just isn't around Bombs fall on the desert sand
shit happens shit happens

The Terra War The New World Order
shit happens shit really happens
The constitution is dead Mankind meet your fate
Got the Shadow Goverment instead Welcome to the Corporate State
Asscroft listens to what you say Labor is free and
secret trials at Camp X-Ray wallots are empty.
Congress gets out of the way. Nightmares are real,
shit happens and prayers are plenty
Shit Stops Happening Forever

[Joanne98]

1. Exuse me This poem's word;s got all mixed up

It's the computer's fault.

[Joanne98]

2. This is a really good poem BUT

Some how when I copy and pasted ir it got all mixed up. I apologize.

[Joanne98]

3. I copied and pasted 2 columns

Sorry. But I'll be back with this poem because it rocks.

[Blue-Jay]

4. The only poem I've ever written:

It's craptastic!

Big brother, checksigner
and compiler of my
yearly holidays
my urine tester
boiling fester
creativity molester
You cling to me with
a paisley noose
and dangle me from
the building top
with a double windsor knot
like the puppet I've become.

Yeah. I was a little pissed off about my job at the time...