Are YOU A Lesbian??? Take The Quiz!!

[matcom]

Note: for ONCE this is NOT a question posed by LynneSin - sorry ladies

http://www.seethru.co.uk/games/quiz/lesbian.htm

[sniffa]

1. i faiLed

error: you have failed question 1


You are a lesbian. Well, sort of. A lesbian trapped in a hairy, dangly man s body. You must be a lesbian because you love lesbians. Especially the ones with blonde hair and big plastic boobies who star in films called things like Lady-Lovin -Clit-Lickin -Muff-Puppies.

You know that all lesbians really need is the love of a good man and hey - you're just the man to give it to them!

Unfortunately, most lesbians would rather sew up their own vaginas than take you up on your offer.

Keep trying though.

[LDS Jock]

9. me too sniffa

but I'm OK with it. I'd rather be a homosexual male any day.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. that is SO funny

[ForrestGump]

40. Yeah, they outed me, too

:-(

Obviously, I've got some work to do.

[Skittles]

2. I like my cake

You scored 75
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Lezza, whatever. If it moves, you'll consider it. You are either a greedy bisexual, or you are greedy-bisexual-curious. You want to have your cake and eat it. Of course. Why have cake and not eat it? That would be stupid. Make sure you save a piece for me (slut)

[Misunderestimator]

3. ROFL... I scored 165... funny test... thanks for the laugh...

"The lesbianity is strong in this one. You love the ladies. Either that or you just like cats and bad music. I bet you've got a good collection of baseball caps. Or are they scalps from your sexual conquests? Oh, no. They're baseball caps (sorry 'bout that)."

I don't have any baseball caps though.

Damn... is this Gay Day at DU or what? What's up with that?

[Blue-Jay]

12. Sounds like Yoda wrote that:

"Hrrmmmmm. A muff-diver, you are..."

After I bypassed the default question, I scored a 110. I guess I'm not a very good lesbian after all.

[AlCzervik]

4. as a lesbian i'd make a good hetro

You scored 30
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Your lesbianity level is poor. Maybe you're repressed. Maybe you're scared. Maybe you're a gay man. Or maybe you're just hetero. Remember: never say never.

[Lucky Luciano]

5. I am sure that I will pass as a Lesbia!

;-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. 110

Lezza, whatever. If it moves, you'll consider it. You are either a greedy bisexual, or you are greedy-bisexual-curious. You want to have your cake and eat it. Of course. Why have cake and not eat it? That would be stupid. Make sure you save a piece for me (slut)

[Political_Junkie]

10. Me too.

110

[Book Lover]

7. I took the Sci-fi quiz: 70

Even though it as aimed at men, so this score is slightly skewed.

Didn't take the dyke poll; I'm greedy, not gay!

[MikeG]

8. All this talk about cake is making me hungry. Gotta go.

[tigereye]

11. I got a 60

having your cake whatever. Have always been bicurious, but am happily married, and never got the chance to explore it, maybe in my next life. :)

[Deja Q]

13. Well, I rather liked question #10, but I still ranked 85...

Lezza, whatever. If it moves, you'll consider it. You are either a greedy bisexual, or you are greedy-bisexual-curious. You want to have your cake and eat it. Of course. Why have cake and not eat it? That would be stupid. Make sure you save a piece for me (slut)

[Insider]

14. 105

i'm in.

[supernova]

15. You scored 90

You scored 90

Lezza, whatever. If it moves, you'll consider it. You are either a greedy bisexual, or you are greedy-bisexual-curious. You want to have your cake and eat it. Of course. Why have cake and not eat it? That would be stupid. Make sure you save a piece for me (slut)


LOL! I'm a closet bi?

[Amaya]

16. Scored 70

Lezza, whatever. If it moves, you'll consider it. You are either a greedy bisexual, or you are greedy-bisexual-curious. You want to have your cake and eat it. Of course. Why have cake and not eat it? That would be stupid. Make sure you save a piece for me (slut)

Hmmmmmm.... I'm a slut :D

[matcom]

17. you surprised?

:spank: Matcom :spank:

:P

:loveya:

[Amaya]

19. I didn't realize?

Bad Matcom :spank: Bad Matcom :spank:
When I see ya Saturday, I'm kickin' your ass :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. No test needed...ask your wife if I'm a lesbian..she knows

[Insider]

24. yikes

laughing out loud, spunky.

[SarahB]

20. I scored 75

:shrug:
I guess I'm all for female empowerment and all that fun stuff, but I'm not giving up the manmeat anytime soon either. I still say men are yummylicious! :P

[Amaya]

21. "Manmeat"

I love that :D

[SarahB]

23. I love it too.

:P
Been having the same kind for quite awhile though. :crazy:

[Nikia]

25. I did too

I'm happily married to a man though.

[Pithlet]

22. Does this mean I can be an honorary member, too?

lesbianity
Anybody can be a lesbian. Anybody. Are you?



You scored 125
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The lesbianity is strong in this one. You love the ladies. Either that or you just like cats and bad music. I bet you've got a good collection of baseball caps. Or are they scalps from your sexual conquests? Oh, no. They're baseball caps (sorry 'bout that).

[m-jean03]

26. 140

"You scored 140

The lesbianity is strong in this one. You love the ladies. . . ."

Hmm, That DOES sound like Yoda wrote it..:think:

[FizzFuzz]

35. very horny you are

I'm bi.
Must have been the boobies question that did it

but I'm in a committed r-ship with a guy. Guess I'll have to do boobies in my dreams. He's cool, he helps me scope for UCK's (Unidentified Colossal Knockers)

[foreigncorrespondent]

28. OMG! I fail...

...nahhh! I'm just kidding. I actually scored 130. LOL

You scored 130
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The lesbianity is strong in this one. You love the ladies. Either that or you just like cats and bad music. I bet you've got a good collection of baseball caps. Or are they scalps from your sexual conquests? Oh, no. They're baseball caps (sorry 'bout that).


And to think, I'm not even butch and the baseball caps came up. LOL

[Champ]

29. I failed

Couldn't get past question 1 :(

[dolo amber]

30. God, I'm such a whore

You scored 95 Lezza, whatever. If it moves, you'll consider it. You are either a greedy bisexual, or you are greedy-bisexual-curious. You want to have your cake and eat it. Of course. Why have cake and not eat it? That would be stupid. Make sure you save a piece for me (slut).

:evilgrin:

[Catshrink]

31. Not the quiz I expected....

I expected one question:

Do you think matcom is hot?

If you answer no, you are a lesbian. If you answer yes, you are not a lesbian.

[latebloomer]

32. I'm a 90

Faked it on the World Cup question, tho-- There was no answer saying, "Never saw it, and never plan to see it, not any organized sport."

[Madrone]

33. 155

You scored 155 The lesbianity is strong in this one. You love the ladies. Either that or you just like cats and bad music. I bet you've got a good collection of baseball caps. Or are they scalps from your sexual conquests? Oh, no. They're baseball caps (sorry 'bout that).


Okay, I scored 74% gay on the "how gay are you" test, I was "gay bear" on the "which dysfunctional carebear are you" test, and I am a raging bull dyke according to this test.

I'm starting to get the feeling that *someone's* trying to tell me why me + men = infrequent + always shortlived relationships.

That's it. I must start dating women. I'll start keeping my eyes open.

:)

[Kenneth ken]

34. 155

The lesbianity is strong in this one. You love the ladies. Either that or you just like cats and bad music. I bet you've got a good collection of baseball caps. Or are they scalps from your sexual conquests? Oh, no. They're baseball caps (sorry 'bout that).


but I guessed what I thought nsma would answer from the hood of her car.:evilgrin:

my first try I failed on question 1.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. Ha! I only got 150...you're a much bigger dyke than I

:D

[Kenneth ken]

37. nah

I just wish I was so I could get next to all the hot women. :D

Ya think it would work with straight women if I told 'em I was "safe" because I was a lesbian? Or would the beard give me away? or something?

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. Not at all....

Invite them to the Lilith Fair...you'll probably score ;)

[Kenneth ken]

41. there's an idea

I even like some of the artists / bands playing on that tour usually, so worst case, the music would be good.

good idea, thanks sweetie. :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

42. Lesbian campfire music

works every time

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. I scored a 40, but my husband scored 140

Funny. He doesn't look like a lesbian.

[eyesroll]

43. Oh dear.

You scored 110
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Lezza, whatever. If it moves, you'll consider it. You are either a greedy bisexual, or you are greedy-bisexual-curious. You want to have your cake and eat it. Of course. Why have cake and not eat it? That would be stupid. Make sure you save a piece for me (slut)


Can I help it if I don't own a knobbly anti-cellulite thing?

[Samurai_Writer]

44. OMG this is SO me!!!

You scored 95


Lezza, whatever. If it moves, you'll consider it. You are either a greedy bisexual, or you are greedy-bisexual-curious. You want to have your cake and eat it. Of course. Why have cake and not eat it? That would be stupid. Make sure you save a piece for me (slut)

[LynneSin]

45. Sorry gals, I can't take the quiz

the URL is blocked by my firewall

:shrug:

Maybe when I get home I'll take it