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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 04:25 PM
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Poll question: How do you give the bird?
I think this important and divisive issue needs to be addressed.
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Lestat Donating Member (516 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 04:26 PM
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1. Tucked man!
Gotta do it properly if you're gonna do it! :)
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 04:33 PM
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5. I respectfully disagree
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MissRegina Donating Member (178 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 04:26 PM
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2. Neither
It's bad manners.
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m-jean03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 04:29 PM
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3. I bake it in the oven and then give it
...:P
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SaveElmer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 04:29 PM
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4. All Ten Fingers at once
We call it the "Flock of Birds" I know what it means, and people don't run me off the road for doing it
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 04:55 PM
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6. Proper form is so important!
The middle finger must be extended perfectly straight. The knuckles of all four fingers should be flat, not bent, and the outer-facing surface of all four fingers from the knuckle to the first joint should form a perfectly flat plane. The thumb should be tucked.

Anything less is just uncivilized.

Bake
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 04:57 PM
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7. A good example of bad form ...
Lestat's "loose fist with the bird sort of extended" in his other thread. Bad form!

Bake
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 05:43 PM
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8. My thumb is tucked (nt)
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HornBuckler Donating Member (978 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 05:55 PM
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9. 80's Style
The Midle Finger Straigh Up - Pointer And Ring Finger Bent At First Knuckle - Booyah!
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 05:56 PM
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10. The "Extended-Thumb" posse is taking a beating here.......
Care to re-address the proper form (thumb tucked)?
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galadrium Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 06:18 PM
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11. Semi-tucked
a hybrid finger.
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Unperson 309 Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-17-04 07:27 PM
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12. Neither!
Index, middle and ring finger tucked under thumb. Pinkie extended in a curl. Hand and arm in a straight plane. Back of hand level with ground. Bend the elbow sharply upward, (as in the Italian handslap on upper arm "Fongue!" gesture) while estending pinkie straight upward in an unmistakeable "up YOURS!" gesture, and *then* slowly and forcefully (as if reaming out dried paint) rotate the hand and extended finger round and round! *incredibly* obscene gesture!

Gotten me in several fights, that one has! When asked for an explanation of the gesture once, I replied "For those who do NOT care to send the very best!!"

The Missus cringes everytime I use it!

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